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Happy Captain

@EODHappyCaptain

not an official Army account | I tweet about the Army and dad things | Host of It's A Blast Podcast (link below) | views are my own, not DoW.

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Joined August 2021
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Replying to @GomesBolt
Arguably the best analysis so far
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Replying to @KaganDunlapShow
A wise man once said that, I believe
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Replying to @littlemiss155
I appreciate you using his proper name.
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Replying to @rArmyReddit
Cocaine Bear/Hurt Locker crossover is the movie we didn’t know we needed
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If you want to hear more about explosive ordnance disposal, drop a follow
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Replying to @ChestyPullerGst
Russian DoorDash
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Replying to @EODstu @SapperJaeger
Seconded
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Replying to @greatgenesjeane
Probably accurate
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Replying to @pvtjokerus
10/10 would watch
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Replying to @DrunkOldGrad
Honestly if I bear is rushing me with an anti tank mine, imma just sit down cause it’s obviously my time to go
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The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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I don’t know how I know, but the Dune 3 popcorn bucket was designed by a former infantryman
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Replying to @EthanGuthauser
I did not
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When there’s a chill in the air and you need your coffee burning hot:
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Replying to @HE_OFFICER
It helps that I’m not posting wild things
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Replying to @HE_OFFICER
Non of them have had an issue with it
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Replying to @JSneedclave
Im going to be ok
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Replying to @mattsquair
My thoughts any time I’m getting ready to post something
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Replying to @JSneedclave
Oh.
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Luckily I was a decent bomb tech, so you’re stuck with me here
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