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Elif Çelet Özenli

@Elifcello

Genius by birth, evil by nature and human by chance. Hard to get, but worth the effort... See for yourself -- https://nitter.cf/t.co/X3ufs7EGJl

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Joined October 2009
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Bat Shit Crazy@BatBatshitcrazy8 Feb 2018
Just balanced my checkbook, time to fake my death.
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Find a way or fade away...
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Some people my age are a decade older than me
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TWirt@wirtersblock6 Feb 2018
I taught my dog to make me give him treats for no reason.
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords26 Feb 2018
Due to the outcome of a recent, and completely unpredictable, sporting event, I may OR may not have... misappropriated some funds, therefore, I can only afford 12 more days of February.
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Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal5 Feb 2018
I'm in pretty decent shape for a dude who was in a serious car accident and spent the last six weeks recovering in a hospital bed. That didn't happen to me--it's just a good yardstick for the kind of shape I'm in.
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Donna McCoy@Donna_McCoy5 Feb 2018
I can't complain, but I can whistle and that's just as annoying.
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Darlin’ Darla@Darlainky27 Nov 2015
A costumer just said to me that my daughter and I look like twins. And I was like, "Well, we were separated at birth."
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In hell people’s rooms will be covered in wallpapers of their selfies that didn’t make the cut
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I decided to study psychology to prove talk is not cheap
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Tony@tsm56011 May 2014
Is it true that white girls prefer odd numbers, because they can't even?
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Cathenia@oopstastik5 Feb 2018
A pushup bra, but for your standards.
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Funny how further into the future you can vividly see once you start turning ideas in your mind
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BusinessHT
@BusinessHTcom30 Jan 2018
#CANLI- BusinessHT Live #Teknoloji'de bugün 'Kripto Para Çılgınlığı'nı konuşuyoruz! pscp.tv/w/bT7VhjIzNzY4MzR8MW…
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BusinessHT
@BusinessHTcom14 Nov 2017
#CANLI- #Bitcoin ve Bitcoin Cash fiyatlamalarında neler bekleniyor? BusinessHT Teknoloji'de konuşuyoruz pscp.tv/w/bNlP2DIzNzY4MzR8MV…
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords221 Aug 2017
The total eclipse lasted 3 min. and now 4 more Confederate statues are missing.
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