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Cathenia

@oopstastik

Tougher than adamantium nails and twice as sharp. Personal assistant and chicken lady by day. Digital artist, writer, and oxford comma vigilante by night.

 Houseboat on the River Styx
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Joined July 2016
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If you think going braless feels great, try going soulless.
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wish I was one of those weirdos who likes to go for a run when they’re upset
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At this point I'd welcome demon possession if it meant I could take a vacation.
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Look at you. Born to write poems, forced to write emails, doomed to write tweets. It's despicable.
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Surviving everyday one mistake at a time.
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Destry@DestryBrod12 Feb 2024
What's up with all the fucking psychos on here tonight? It's been extra serial killericious.
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The best item of clothing ever invented is the hoodie. Everybody knows that.
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No one: Me: Reading smut is self care.
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People need to fucking appreciate the effort I put forth into not being a serial killer
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I can’t do the “can do”today.
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Setting boundaries won't end good connections, they'll dissolve unhealthy ones.
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I'm slowly losing my sanity so you don't have to. -moms
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I miss old school Twitter You know, the realtime mental breakdowns and passive aggressive subtweets.
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McDonald’s has introduced the MacBeth, a bloody fish sandwich It’ll stain your hands
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*Screams into the void* Void, "we're closed."
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I'm back in school, if you need proof that I've completely lost my mind. Nothing like chasing my dreams while punishing my future self with crippling amounts of student loan debt.
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Víkrám
@gvicks16 Feb 2015
Stand in any line, and the other line starts to move faster..
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WIFE: Hurry up or we'll get caught in the rain. ME: [sipping a pina colada] I would like that.
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It could have been a life hiatus or I could have been stuffed in a shed for the past 3 years with nothing but my thoughts and the rats to keep me company. You don't know.
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im sorry for the tone i use when i repeat something for the third time
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I’m pulling for the sharks this week
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