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Joined December 2017
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A smaller video today. Did you know I have a patreon? And you can go throw money at it? And I'd be immensely grateful if you could donate! Oh, right, I've got some announcements about streaming and a giant project I'm working on or something, too. youtube.com/watch?v=JvZqX4EO…
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I've occasionally talked about CalazCon!, but if ever there was an episode I wanted to shout from the mountaintops about, it's this one. Everybody at the table was firing on all cylinders. I can think of 2-3 times I peaked playing funny dice games, and this is one of 'em.
CalazCon 087 - Piz/ZA - He Said, She Never Lied To Me, PART ONE As Piz/ZA prepare for their sortie to GOLIATH's command center, Red arrives with some questions for them and a proposal from the Jovangellians... Also a podcast youtu.be/fogCc4FRBvY?si=cpN2…
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While I'm shouting out my actual play, it's also time for nominations to the Crit Awards! Everyone at CalazCon would greatly appreciate your support. We've spent over a year of our lives building a wildly ambitious, one-of-a-kind show, and we'd love to have more eyes on our work!
The @crit_awards nominations are now open and CalazCon is eligible for a number of categories. Here's a spreadsheet that provides the categories and suggested nominations for each. Please go vote on behalf of all the hard work from this massive cast! docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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The actual play I'm in continues to roll, and it's Piz/ZA's turn behind the wheel again! Strap in, it's gonna be a bumpy, railgun-filled ride.
CalazCon 075 - Piz/ZA - Sudden Violence, PART ONE CalazClash is putting on a big party for Fan Appreciation Week and everyone will be there, even Logan Suddenly! People get hungry at these things, so The Farm Upstate ordered him a pizza. Also a podcast youtu.be/Am5eeCDR0iw
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If you haven't been following along with the actual play I'm in, CalazCon, then what are you waiting for!? We've gotten into the really juicy episodes that made this one of my favorite projects I've ever worked on. Come watch me rapidly devolve into a full corkboard conspiracist!
CalazCon 061 - Piz/ZA - Who Is Zero Accountability, PART ONE The last Mission saw Dorian comatose, Topo's and Azara's AWVs drowned, and Larin warned by Tempestia. "You're fighting for the wrong side." What did she mean? Also a podcast youtu.be/2LDYl1yTdtI
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I'm behind on repping CalazCon, the phenomenal actual play I'm in, but you can watch the game's most unique twist: our Legislature group! While we slug it out on the frontlines, even more chaos ensues in the backline boardrooms as the suits decide the fate of the war effort!
CalazCon 021 - Legislature - Talking In Circles, Part One With all missions done, it's time for the democratic process to decide what the DFS war machine does next. Also a podcast, but this episode has slides! youtu.be/_RB42ZtFo4w
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CalazCon 017 - Blue Sky Endowment - Overindulge! At The Zoo, PART ONE With Downtime starting, Blue Sky begins to settle into their jobs between Missions... as teachers?! Also available on podcatchers! youtu.be/fBzTnT7u84M
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The adventures of Piz/ZA continue! If you haven't played Beam Saber or Blades in the Dark, check out the coolest part of the game: downtime! If you've been following along, come watch a bunch of military dudes awkwardly learn what anime is and bumble through an escape room!
CalazCon 015 - Piz/ZA - One Of Your Guys, Part One Piz/ZA have their first downtime as they begin preparing for the long haul in their mission to kill Tempestia. Also available on your podcatcher of choice. youtu.be/cW1ObvpNFME
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TACTICAL BREACH WIZARDS IS OUT! Sorry for yelling but it took ages to make Turn-based tactics game about Navy Seers and Traffic Warlocks from the devs of @GunpointGame and @HeatSig Grab it now for a discount and a lil extra gift! store.steampowered.com/app/1… RTs much appreciated!
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I've always thought I understood the Overton window on a conceptual level. Then I saw an actual, real cybertruck just driving down the street. Now I understand it on a primal one.
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Me, feeling like I just hallucinated a wholeass car: Oh. So that's how it works.
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This week CalazCon starts it's regular schedule with an episode on Tuesday and Thursday. This week will be The 86's first downtime session! Here's a small preview of that but don't forget to subscribe on youtube or your podcatcher for the full episodes! youtu.be/BNcEY2D7pGM
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You can finally listen to the daring exploits of Piz/ZA, the Cold War-style spy organization that's been hastily reinstated to hunt down a legendary war hero! It's been an absolute privilege getting to play an actual pizza assassin for the past year. Give it a listen and a like!
CalazCon 005 - Piz/ZA - Needs Must Must Die, Part One Join this totally normally pizzeria as they prepare to deliver their first "pizza"! youtu.be/eN_C6TS-dXo
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Today's the day! #CalazCon launches at 7pm EST! Come join us in chat for the premiere! youtube.com/watch?v=oz5IPhGm…
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I've spent the past year and change working on a ttrpg actual play, and it's finally actually going to be live for *real, actual people* to watch! August is going to be an extremely exciting month for me. Here's a little audio teaser from our table!
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The release of the first #CalazCon (a mega game actual play) episode is set on youtube! You can set a reminder for yourself to join the premiere and chat with others about the episode as it airs live! youtube.com/watch?v=oz5IPhGm…
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God bless fighting game players. Every single one of them, without fail, will insist that dad rock is dumb and gross and has old people cooties or some shit, and then five minutes later I'll have them rattling off their entire Guilty Gear Strive OST tierlist by heart.
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Dear google doc spell checker: why do you know how to spell Naxxramas better than I do?
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Alright, all you 300,000 people keeping me at this screen for three days straight, log off. Mom says it's my turn to play Helldivers!
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