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CalazCon 017 - Blue Sky Endowment - Overindulge! At The Zoo, PART ONE With Downtime starting, Blue Sky begins to settle into their jobs between Missions... as teachers?! Also available on podcatchers! youtu.be/fBzTnT7u84M
CalazCon 017 - Blue Sky Endowment - Overindulge! At The Zoo, PART ONE

CalazCon 017 - Blue Sky Endowment - Overindulge! At The Zoo, PART ONE

CONTENT WARNINGS FOR THIS EPISODE: War, bugsWelcome back to Calaz...

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TACTICAL BREACH WIZARDS IS OUT! Sorry for yelling but it took ages to make Turn-based tactics game about Navy Seers and Traffic Warlocks from the devs of @GunpointGame and @HeatSig Grab it now for a discount and a lil extra gift! store.steampowered.com/app/1… RTs much appreciated!
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This week CalazCon starts it's regular schedule with an episode on Tuesday and Thursday. This week will be The 86's first downtime session! Here's a small preview of that but don't forget to subscribe on youtube or your podcatcher for the full episodes! youtu.be/BNcEY2D7pGM
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Today's the day! #CalazCon launches at 7pm EST! Come join us in chat for the premiere! youtube.com/watch?v=oz5IPhGm…
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The release of the first #CalazCon (a mega game actual play) episode is set on youtube! You can set a reminder for yourself to join the premiere and chat with others about the episode as it airs live! youtube.com/watch?v=oz5IPhGm…
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Have questions about #CalazCon? We'll be starting a round of Q&A about the show! Anyone can submit questions, not just patrons! patreon.com/posts/calazcon-p…
CalazCon Patron Q&A Plans | CalazCon!: A Mega Game Actual Play

CalazCon Patron Q&A Plans | CalazCon!: A Mega Game Actual Play

We'll begin taking questions to be answered by the CalazCon cast and crew! You can ask whole squads or specific players questions, or even t

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One of the #CalazCon GMs recently got hit by a car and could use some financial support. Please give if you can, and share with those you know. gofund.me/3eeab868
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EN GARDE! ⚔ An indie game where you ⬇ 🤺 Wield a fancy sword 👺 Mess with the guards 🤠 Look cool doing it! Available NOW on Steam! ✨ #EnGarde #indiedev #indiegames

EN GARDE! Launch Trailer

En Garde! is OUT NOW on Steam!

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Man Revisiting Game He Loved as a Child Shocked to Discover It’s More Than 2 Hours Long hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
Man Revisiting Game He Loved as a Child Shocked to Discover It’s More Than 2 Hours Long

Man Revisiting Game He Loved as a Child Shocked to Discover It’s More Than 2 Hours Long

ARLINGTON, Texas —  A 37-year-old man was recently shocked to discover a game he loved playing as a child was actually more... Read the full masterpiece

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Saw this today and whoever wrote it is a genius. It's not artifical intelligence, it's PLAGARISM SOFTWARE And we should call it that.
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Game Introduces Easy Mode Called “I’m 35 and Have One Hour to Play This” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
Game Introduces Easy Mode Called “I’m 35 and Have One Hour to Play This”

Game Introduces Easy Mode Called “I’m 35 and Have One Hour to Play This”

SEATTLE — Aging gamers were reportedly delighted to see that a new video game called Eldric Quest has accessibility features catered specifically... Continue this tale

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no it doesn’t he’s 100% right
hatok (@HatokTalk) profile picturehatok@HatokTalk11 Jul 2023
this genuinely feels really out of touch
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Iconoclasts, my big story driven metroidvania-ish action game, is 70% off in the Steam Summer Sale btw 🔧 Support us ❣ store.steampowered.com/app/3…
Save 80% on Iconoclasts on Steam

Save 80% on Iconoclasts on Steam

Join renegade mechanic Robin and uncover the secrets of a dying planet. Explore a big world filled with intricate puzzles, interesting characters and menacing bosses in a beautiful platform adventure...

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Unsighted, 50% off, $9.99 Less undersold than it used to be, but still needs more love. A hybrid of Majora's Mask with some Souls-like aspects with a cast of sad gay androids and major replayability. Don't freak out about the time limit on your first run store.steampowered.com/app/1…
UNSIGHTED on Steam

UNSIGHTED on Steam

EXPLORE YOUR WAY. Awoken to a world ruined by war, Alma must traverse the vast city of Arcadia before the life force of her friends and herself withers away. Time is ticking, and every moment...

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Slipways is now part of the Steam Summer Sale, joining at its biggest discount so far (50%)! 🌞 Get your discounted galaxies here and enjoy the chill of outer space during this hot, hot summer: store.steampowered.com/app/1… #gamedev #indiegame
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Turns out this mission WAS Patsible after all #MissionImPATsible – at Rome, Lazio
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Every Smash Bros. Character Ranked by How Good a Friend I Think They Would Be hard-drive.net/news-games/ra…
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If you'd like to provide ongoing financial support to #CalazCon we now have a Patreon (link in the next reply)! Patrons get access to an exclusive Discord, a thank you in the show notes, and those who support at the Early Bird Tier will get behind the scenes updates!
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Today marks the first day of recording for #CalazCon! The 86, a Dismounted squad, will be embarking on their first #BeamSaber mission!
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Jon Bois@jon_bois21 Apr 2023
Is eight dollars really too much? Most people are pickpocketed for much more than eight dollars every day. I am typically pickpocketed every 20 to 30 minutes.
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