Alright, all you 300,000 people keeping me at this screen for three days straight, log off. Mom says it's my turn to play Helldivers!
I've been talking about it for literal months, but at long last, I can present The Time-Strapped Gamer's Guide to Life Sims! These games don't have to be the overcomplicated, wiki-diving, hundred hour time black holes they're known for being — I've got 10 games to prove it!
Shit, don't believe me? I even reviewed this game way hella ago. If you want to explore the ocean "safely and accessibly," look no further. It already exists. Like 10 people have heard of it. youtube.com/watch?v=gDnmiZIn…
Turn-based Stellaris spin-off Stellaris Nexus aims to offer a full multiplayer 4X experience in under an hour - rockpapershotgun.com/stellar…
New review is live! I covered Against the Storm, one of the most inventive and accessible city builders I've ever played. Like crunchy games like Anno but don't have the time to learn how to play them? Your time has come. Full review: youtu.be/8SVw2ZJ73N0
It's time! The FINAL Stardew stream is starting now! I've finished my one-year run of Stardew Valley, and now it's just a victory lap to tie up a few loose ends. twitch.tv/firstfivereview
We're an hour out from stream time, folks! We'll be back in Stardew Valley, plowing through fall, planting trees, and proffering gifts! twitch.tv/firstfivereview















