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Funner PATH

@FunnerPATH

Funner tweets than what you get from the real Port Authority Trans Hudson! #PATH (parody account) #ny #nj

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Seriously fuck off @PATHTrain over 30 minutes til the next train finally gets down to 7 minutes and then, shockingly, a delay because it's cold outside? It's February how the fuck are you not prepared for cold weather?
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They do? Have they been paying attention?
Cody Merrow (@cody_merrow) profile pictureCody Merrow
@cody_merrow8 Feb 2020
Dear @PATHTrain , While I understand the challenges you face with infrastructure and construction, please understand people rely on your schedules and the accuracy of them to plan itineraries. Failure to hold to them is failing your customers. Sincerely, #LateBecauseOfPATH
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Superstorm Sandy hit 10/30/12
PATH Train (@PATHTrain) profile picturePATH Train
@PATHTrain5 Jan 2020
1/4/20 thru 12/20/20: PATH World Trade Center Station is closed weekends from 12:01am Saturday until 5am Monday (except major holidays), to replace equipment damaged during Superstorm Sandy. Free transfer to ferry service is available. Learn more at bddy.me/2QrAEMW.
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Lolwut?
kel kelllll (@kelkelllll) profile picturekel kelllll@kelkelllll31 Dec 2019
The path is my favorite train bc it’s never crowded and it’s always ready 2 go
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"Engineer availability"... that's one we haven't tried yet. Thanks for the idea, NJT! nitter.cf/NJTRANSIT_ME/status/12…
Morris & Essex Line (@NJTRANSIT_ME) profile pictureMorris & Essex Line
@NJTRANSIT_ME26 Dec 2019
M&E train #881, the 6:04pm from Hoboken, is cancelled due to engineer availability. Customers to train#435, departing Hoboken at 6:04pm making local stops and train#1085, the 7:22pm from Hoboken.
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To the standing man on @PATHTrain who scolded the row of seated passengers who noticed my 🤰🏻but didn’t stand up ... thank you for speaking up on my behalf. #mannersmatter
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Gab@gabbypooisajew26 Dec 2019
Every single time I get on the PATH train, it smells like a dirty diaper 😵🤢🤮😷🤧
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Who wants to answer this one?
😬 (@crowmatose_) profile picture😬@crowmatose_7 Dec 2019
When did the path train get worse?
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Great answers so far, keep them coming!
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It was never consummated, so...
邓自闲 (@zixian) profile picture邓自闲@zixian21 Nov 2019
Replying to @PATHTrain
@PATHTrain staff is way above average in language.
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Yes, ma’am I see you picking your nose on a @PATHTrain full of people
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nic@tensorbodega22 Nov 2019
On the crowded PATH train: white woman 1: "have you ever been on the subway in japan?" white woman 2: "I didn't even know they had a train!" ...
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chuckturns@chuckturns22 Nov 2019
anyone who takes the path train, like myself, is a basic bitch
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Replying to @FunnerPATH
New York Waterway is uncrowded.
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We tried asking the Port Authority police for help, but they wouldn't look up from their phones to answer us...
PATH Train (@PATHTrain) profile picturePATH Train
@PATHTrain13 Nov 2019
Replying to @PATHTrain @Jamesinclair
We have heard your feedback regarding our handling of the fare evasion issue at Newark Station and we are fixing the problem. We have removed the locked gate and will look for other ways to address fare evasion at this station. We apologize to anyone who was negatively impacted.
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Current #PATHTrain status #PATHDelay
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The extra money is for our company Christmas party.
luchO- (@iwaslikemiliooo) profile pictureluchO-@iwaslikemiliooo14 Nov 2019
Replying to @IsThePATHRunnin
@IsThePATHRunnin on my now 50 minute commute from Harrison to JSQ, we now wait with a stalled empty train on the 33rd side, a full train to WTC that’s hasn’t moved in 10 min, and conflicting announcement over the loud speakers. @PATHTrain is killing it with everyone’s extra money
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We locked turnstiles to prevent fare-evaders.
Taryn B (@tbol77) profile pictureTaryn B@tbol7714 Nov 2019
Thanks @PATHTrain good times here at Grove Street where they have locked the turnstiles
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This is true, we laugh about it often.
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What's more unreliable, PATH trains themselves or PATH station elevators?
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