If my grandparents bring up me not having a girlfriend one more time while we’re on the phone, idk I’ll probably kick something real hard
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Ladies will sing ”he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can’t shoot whiskey” with so much soul, then make this face after we take a shot
So I was telling my brother about how I had to go to Oklahoma the other day and his response was “dude you’re so lucky you don’t have parents anymore.”
News flash, when you move out apparently your parents just vanish?
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I’m sorry, but probably 99% of your friends on Snapchat don’t give a fuck what song you’re listening to. 🤷🏼♂️
Garrett Willert retweeted
*big storms happening*
Me: garrett I’m upstairs and by a window should I move to a safer place??
Garrett: yeah, probably outside
Oh okay.. 😂💀
Garrett Willert retweeted
“i wish i could lay in bed for the rest of my life, but that can’t happen. there’s money to be made and ladies to be laid.”
remind me why i’m friends with you again?
@willertgar
Unless mom says otherwise. nitter.cf/baexey/status/96472434…
