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If race horses could comprehend that victory meant a lifetime of leisure and sex they'd probably run even faster
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Pickup companies need to come up with a rancher package:
No annoying seat belt dinger
Emissions crap already deleted
Doors don't automatically lock
Reinforced edge on the driver's seat
Rails on the dash to keep the pile from eventually scattering everywhere
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Okay I know this is gonna be controversial... but someone has to agree with me.. if I have to see something on my timeline about honoring 2020 seniors one more time, I might lose it. Like I get it, it would really suck but c’mon
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fuck this impeachment bs and fuck your feelings, TRUMP2020.
MAGA – at Kansas, USA
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My first welder/mechanic job paid $14 an hour. If I screwed up, equipment could break down and potentially hurt or kill someone. Little Bobby doesn’t deserve $15 an hour to put ketchup and mustard on a cheeseburger
.@McDonalds CEO pay: $7,000/hr. Worker pay: $7.25/hr. *Enough is enough.*
We’re fighting for $15/hr and UNION RIGHTS and we will win!!! #FightFor15 #UnionsForAll
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Pretty Prairie Rodeo: where girls bust out their cowgirl boots for one night and never wear them again

















