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Joined February 2010
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dear mr. zelenskyy, today would be a most excellent day to trash some bot farms.
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MAGA, DON’T STORM ANY CAPITOLS WHEN YOU LOSE TODAY. JUST IGNORE IT LIKE YOU DID THE EPSTEIN FILES, RACISM, ICE & CORRUPTION.
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There was a whole generation between gen x and millennial, born from around 80-85, who are different than everyone else.
What the fuck is an "elder millennial?"
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The Wet Bandits:
MacAllister is a PRICK
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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How to spot a cunt on twitter Blue tick? ✅ Flag emoji in name? ✅
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This #BeatLukeLittler only confirms one thing. A Royal Rumble of darts would be sensational TV. Same rules, one leg 501. 30 players, Winner stays on. As soon as the leg is over a 10 second countdown starts and the next players music starts and walks out. We don’t know who is in it, old players new players. Imagine all of a sudden Phil Taylor’s music starts to play… Would be amazing TV.
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Lotta cunts on here slating James Acaster at the moment. Remember Caroline Flack people....
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Great move by the daily mail. As you don't pay VAT on children's clothing they've saved themselves a few quid
I would like to thank @DailyMail for giving me the opportunity to look dapper as fuck in front of the world this week
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No he wouldn't like the thought of someone fleeing persecution to another country
People of America please petition your president to offer @TRobinsonNewEra political exile. Our country has fallen. The state prosecutor has persecuted this man long enough. We didn’t fight side by side for this. God bless the USA.
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Fuck me ours comes to about £35 for 3 of us and I'm a fat bastard!
Replying to @celtic_jaime
is chinese takeaway in itself not the biggest scam going? You seen the prices? Upwards of £50 for 2 people easily. It's a fucking takeaway!!!
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Did all his "supporters" stay home and watch the PM on Gogglebox instead?
Nigel Farage is clearly really enjoying his so-called "Shadow Chancellor"'s speech
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Absolutely brilliant. Farage is finished - fucked in any other words. @reformparty_uk @Nigel_Farage
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The man standing next to Stephen is 5 foot 9
Security lads have turned up for tomorrow , no it’s not AI
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The "pattern" is that the police are good at dealing with cunts
The establishment has: 1. Danny Tommo in jail 2. Previously jailed and is currently prosecuting Tommy Robinson; 3. Arrested Young Bob at least four times (that I can find) 4.) Arrested Harman Singh Kapoor at least three times (that I can find) 5. Arrested Ryan Bridge three times in 2026 It seems that there is a distinct pattern going on in all such cases
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Never seen a party promise to kill their own voter base before
🚨Child rapists will be put to DEATH under Restore Britain.
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Automatic transmission
What's one car feature you didn't appreciate until you actually owned or regularly drove a car that had it?
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Talking of fake identities....
STATEMENT: Reform UK has reported ITV, its board, and its undercover reporters to the police. Some of the crimes carry up to 10 years in prison. They forged a passport. They directly interfered in elections and almost certainly altered the results. Being paid to “canvass” for Reform in crucial wards we lost by a few dozen votes. They lied to a veteran about their service and left him “violated”. This is unprecedented. The police are now involved. Scrutiny of political parties is one thing. But anyone breaking the law to try and ruin the lives of Reform’s staff, members or volunteers will be reported to the police and pursued relentlessly in the courts. Here’s what happened 👇
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Ooh hang on I know this one... Because people are free to do what the fuck they want and wearing a poppy isn't a legal requirement
Good morning @ITV I watch @GMB every morning and I particularly enjoy the debates from both sides of the political spectrum….. but can I ask why this morning Ranveer Singh seems to be the only person, presenter and guest on your Show not wearing a puppy?
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Cars
Toy Story, Frozen and Shrek aren’t available, what’s the greatest animated movie of all time?
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