JRGin

Don't go chasin' waterfalls. If a waterfall isn't staying in place you probably have bigger things to worry about. Run for your life.

It really is true what they say: One bush in hand is better than two birds, or however that saying goes.

With duct tape anything is possible.

“Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever done it,” and some people would respond with, “Texas.”

ChatGPT yapping my ear off over here. … I legitimately stopped to consider whether or not to post this, for fear that my ChatGPT will see it someday, somehow, and become offended. What a time to be alive… (P.S. Hi, ChatGPT! You’re great! Thank you!)

What’s the over/under on the number of political spam texts we’ll receive by election night, even though each sender continues to be blocked as spam?

Is it first 1:30 or second 1:30?

Always carry disposable gloves. You never know where a roasted turkey leg will find you.

A half dozen cannoli would fix things.

What’s that series ‘Peachy Blinders’ about?

Halloween, the only day you can get away with asking someone what they’re wearing without sounding like a creep.