Replying to @toxicfootyuri
Next level stupidity lmao "why would you follow an internationally relevant government account if you don't agree with them?"
Replying to @veelesec
I fucking love popeyes
do you guys have their southern biscuits over there too?
Replying to @bwainwormhaver
What will you do first when you win dictator of the world
ChemicalBooty retweeted
You think the average AO3 user is in a relationship which could feasibly result in births?
Replying to @CTECatgirl
As the libs clapping in a room once said, we're gonna vote vote vote it's our moment
Replying to @CTECatgirl
We're gonna start the revolution by any votes necessary 💪
ChemicalBooty retweeted
Wanna know why no state has ever done this?
• Over half of public schools would close.
• Police, fire, and emergency services would be disbanded or operate on a skeleton crew.
• Sales taxes would skyrocket to maintain power, water, and basic transportation infrastructure.
ChemicalBooty retweeted
I'm sorry but this is absolutely fucking ridiculous. I thought it was a joke.
The concept of going to prison for being in 'possession' of facesitting porn. 😭😭😭
ChemicalBooty retweeted
Hi Reddit. How would you get two small cylinders unstuck from a larger ovular bucket filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana? The openings have teethy entrances


























