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piss/freak absurdist taken: malfoid

Hell
Joined September 2026
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Replying to @wiffysock
My name is Dean Winchester. I like sunsets, long walks on the beach, and risky women.
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All of them. We can always tell
“you can always tell”… okay spot the trans girl
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My foreman just asked me what I’m on. Bitch I’m on WATTPAAADDDD . And the ground. Someone call 911.
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when she ask what for dinner
balls with a side of dick
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Im like puxatwaney Phil but instead of my shadow I become a whore after every dem win and a lover boy after ever R win
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Welp, we did everything we could. Time to light myself on fire and blame Dean Withers.
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I tried to make him breathe again.
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Pop a tiddy go retarded
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Mogged. You’re mogged.
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Back day best day.
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Shoutout my homie who found the Malfoid books on wattpad. You know who you are. Absolute legend.
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Yelling at that pussy call it a screampie
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Evil malfoid wrote this
I have a cnc kink in the “please need and crave me so so bad that even a no couldn’t stop you since you need me so much” way not the “i want to be raped” way
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Putting my dick in an industrial hydraulic press to feel something groyper
Pressing all kinds of shit
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I love gay election day because wdym you’re going as a sexy “I’m just a Bill” from schoolhouse rock
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I lay on my water bed filled with michelob ultra piss. Thirsty, I sip slowly from my straw port. ‘It was made with love’ I kid myself, crying softly, but I know that my mother poured naught but her malice into my place of rest. as I drift off into hate fueled nightmares, I weep.
gonna act like he loves me but brought home a fucking 12 pack and not another case
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I lay on my water bed filled with michelob ultra piss. Thirsty, I sip slowly from my straw port. ‘It was made with love’ I kid myself, crying softly, but I know that my mother poured naught but her malice into my place of rest. as I drift off into hate fueled nightmares, I weep.
gonna act like he loves me but brought home a fucking 12 pack and not another case
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Just when I start to think I'm all out of ideas, the algorithm blesses me with some insane shit that old testament God would have melted a nigga for
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