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You know, I’m something of a howler myself

Joined July 2026
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Preparing to finger my wife
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This is so DAMN funny
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"Kill your local rapist" ppl when it's actually time to kill rapists.
Gavin Newsom has spared the lives of all 548 prisoners on California’s death row. It is the largest mass commutation of death sentences in modern U.S. history.
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"How do black people know their ancestors were slaves when they don't even know who their Dad is?"
How do black people know their ancestors were slaves when they don't even know who their Dad is?
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Me watching the Landman clip that autoplayed after watching some niggеr get his shit blown smooth off on X dot com
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Thanks for fucking ruining my small cock humiliation kink. Turns out I’m entirely average. What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
The real average penis size, according to 33 studies - both length and girth trib.al/ldKcAAa
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I’d shove my face so deep in those pits and force her arm down over my head as if I was a clove in a garlic press
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Every pair of boobs i see changes the trajectory of my cock just a little bit.
Every pair of boobs i see changes the trajectory of my life just a little bit.
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Hi everyone im a stupid nigger and today we’re going to watch tiktok reels out loud in the dmv
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Contractor left an air compressor at my house overnight. Can’t resist, had to play with it, so now I’m blowing up my foreskin like a balloon
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Bibi after seeing the election results
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After years of intensive therapy I have finally managed to totally troon out my inner child
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The most important lesson from yesterday is that even Baby Gronk can rizz up a Livvy Dunne
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Everyone who has been saying retard for the last two years
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moderate solutions may be off the table
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My oldest son is LGBTQ identifying. We went to vote together at our local polling station. “If the republicans win, they’re going to make life hell for people like me.” “I know.” I said. Voted straight R. Can’t stand his gay ass.
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Because ground beef is $6.30 a gallon, I will be voting for the kill all White people party
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My company encouraged me to go to the poles but then gets mad when I take a 3 hour lunch at a strip club??
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The real tell that comedy is back is not the racist jokes. It’s the jokes about my bitch wife. She’s such a woman.
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Hulk Hogan with a pussy
John Cena owned this wigger so bad he trooned out 😭😭
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