Me watching the Landman clip that autoplayed after watching some niggеr get his shit blown smooth off on X dot com
Thanks for fucking ruining my small cock humiliation kink. Turns out I’m entirely average. What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
The real average penis size, according to 33 studies - both length and girth trib.al/ldKcAAa
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I’d shove my face so deep in those pits and force her arm down over my head as if I was a clove in a garlic press
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Hi everyone im a stupid nigger and today we’re going to watch tiktok reels out loud in the dmv
Contractor left an air compressor at my house overnight. Can’t resist, had to play with it, so now I’m blowing up my foreskin like a balloon
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After years of intensive therapy I have finally managed to totally troon out my inner child
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My oldest son is LGBTQ identifying.
We went to vote together at our local polling station.
“If the republicans win, they’re going to make life hell for people like me.”
“I know.” I said.
Voted straight R. Can’t stand his gay ass.
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Because ground beef is $6.30 a gallon, I will be voting for the kill all White people party
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My company encouraged me to go to the poles but then gets mad when I take a 3 hour lunch at a strip club??
The real tell that comedy is back is not the racist jokes. It’s the jokes about my bitch wife. She’s such a woman.





























