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Amigos compatriotas. Texas ya no tiene misiles Patriots para defenderse
According to the Wall Street Journal, the US military has taken our Patriot Missile Defense System out of Texas and sent it to Israel in preparation for a new round of combat operations against Iran after the midterms.
At the same time, the Intercept reports that "top defense officials are expressing increasing worry about the vulnerability of U.S. bases around the world and even within the United States..."
Links in thread.
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were you surprised to see me, gaming in the bathtub?? i am a man of infinite pleasure. come, hand me my robe. i write my own mr. bean skits
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A goblin's web history would be so boring man they'd just look up simple weapons and pictures of gold coins and shit
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Day drinking? more like gay drinking #straightedge #homophobe
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Little Drummer Boy: Wassup⦠Ba rum bum bum bum me and my drum
Girl: Do u have a signature on ur texts or something
LDB: No⦠Ba rum bum bum bum me and my drum
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Replying to @Novig
Watched the ad on mute and no subtitles.
Looks good, no idea what they sell, donβt care.
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"Spin the bottle" is fun enough as it is. No need to involve kissing or making out
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a more apt name for humankind, in my opinion, would be βhumancruelβ
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Super Hans: Love to mate, love to. But this is all mine and I want iβt all. So, gotta be a no.
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Text to homie nicknamed Big Gulp: You make every day of my life better than the next. I feel like I have known you for a thousand lifetimes
Text to wife: Make sure the bathroom door is open when I got home. Im gonna come in sprinting























