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Renaissance Idiot Savant. America First.

Joined August 2008
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The beginning sequence of True Blood is goated. Second only to The Sopranos.
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NO!!! Not Captain Picard! Damn man...
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From a War Department official: “Army Lieutenant General Brett Sylvia, who was part of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was fired by Secretary Hegseth for severe misconduct. Although Sylvia’s title was director of the Directorate for Strategy, Plans, and Policy at the Joint Chiefs of Staff, known inside the military as the J5, he was NOT a central planner for the Iran War. That is the responsibility of CENTCOM and its commander Admiral Cooper. Sylvia is the subject of an investigation for leaking classified information about the Iran War, the war between Russia and Ukraine, and more. Due to the Pentagon’s media policy requiring journalists to have escorts in the building, Sylvia began meeting with journalists outside of the Pentagon in order to leak classified information. Sylvia failed three polygraphs which questioned him about leaking classified information. The investigation into him remains ongoing and has been referred to the Department of Justice for further action. The extent of his leaking became so critical that Secretary Hegseth took immediate action and fired Sylvia in order to protect national security. Urgent action was needed and could not wait another second.”
Exclusive: Pete Hegseth has fired another top general in the military—presaging more upheaval in the Pentagon’s upper echelons as Trump looks to break the stalemate of the war with Iran, @nancyayoussef reports: theatln.tc/FFJyeZxV
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Everyone knows that there are only four acceptable phones.
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Everyone has a reaction around this (obviously) but the reality is this is coming to a city near you soon. This is actually the future. Right now she has a doll but soon her (and MANY MANY others) will have a humanoid robot with an indistinguishable from reality silicone skin with an AI in it that they will spend time with. People will have robot companions.Both men and women, absolutely not a gender thing. This is inevitable, its coming, and things are going to get VERY weird and different. You think people get attached to dolls? Or dogs in strollers? Wait until they have humanoid robots. And then wait until those robots can be either handsome, cute, sexy, young, old, whatever floats your boat, for all people, of any age. People are going to be COOKED. This is not a joke. It's not even exaggeration. It *will* happen. It will even go so far as people who become violent in protection of their robots because they become so attached, while another faction will insist that they're not human and just machine. People will begin talking about robot rights, there will be people debating robot ethics on college campuses, it's gong to be such chaos, watch. TLDR: Girl pushing doll around is just a sneak preview, an amuse bouche of the main entree of human robots with passable human skin with unbelievable AI powering them. Also, it's so over.
こんばんは🌛 昨日フランスからの取材があり、今日も予定に入っていましたが 昨日で十分良いものが撮れたということで今日は無しになりました! なので今日は夫と家でゴロゴロしながらラブラブしました🥰(笑) 昨日はお隣の奈良県の方に行ってお寺巡りを中心に 様々な場所で撮影を受けました📹✨ 私と夫だけでの比較的たくさん人がいる場所での外デートはやはり少し抵抗があります😓💦 でも私達に向けてカメラを向けている人や誰かと一緒にいると、何かの撮影なのかな❓️❓️と 周囲の方に思ってもらえ、危害を加えられたり 何か文句を言われたりすることもないので かなり安心してデートができます。 でも昨日は初めは等身大人形を見て驚かれた方々が多いでしたが「Fセク」という認識がなくても撮影慣れされてる場所であったのもあり、想像よりもはるかに 皆さんフレンドリーに受け入れてくれました🥹✨ 夫のことをハンサムだと言ってくれた方もいましたよ〜🤭🎵 とっても素敵な時間を過ごせました(*´ω`*)💖 (2枚目の画像の店員さんには許可をもらって投稿しています✨)
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One of the biggest problems with being neurodivergent is being able to justify burning every bridge you have under the guise of protecting the people you care about, while completely ignoring the feelings of the people you care about.
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It is about to be Mendoza time in Vegas.
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We need this to be the new $1 coin. Get on it @usmint
DeSantis just gifted Trump this coin 🤣
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I don’t think people realize what Elon Musk is actually doing. He’s not playing the game better than everyone else. He’s rewriting the rules of the game. Every billionaire before him was offered the same deal: money for aura, silence for respectability. They all took it. He walked out. I made a 4-minute video on the machine he’s fighting. Watch it before it gets buried.
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All you need to do is apply the Dilbert Principle to this story about Starlink/Starshield and Ukraine. Anonymous sources? Then it's an automatic NOPE . It is a classic pattern for manufacturing narratives that are hard to disprove in the moment and convenient for the source’s incentive.
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If the playoffs started today the entire NFC North would be in. That's just how bad the rest of the NFC is.
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Surely, nobody asked for this.
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My significant relationship history in one image.
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No need to read the entire paper. Here is what he is saying: Arab Man mating with any other ethnicity. No complications. Arab Woman mating with any other ethnicity. Pregnancy complications, deformed children, everything bad you can imagine. So... racist and sexist.
Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed’s scientific research is…odd. Arab mothers who engage in “interethnic mating” have worse birth outcomes than those who mate with Arab men? Also: Genetics, black race, and interracial mating? Why research this?  WTF?
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Bruh... one of my @bot just built me a custom MacOS app that handles making new labels for one of my ecoms and I am fucking blown away.
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This is real life. 1985 me is happier than the day he finally got a pair of Reebok Pumps.
🔥 GREAT SCOTT! BACK II THE FUTURE predicted we would have flying cars by Oct 21, 2015. Almost 11 years late almost to the exact date Oct 15, 2026… WE GOT THEM. It took Elon Musk. Sometimes… you can just do things. I can’t believe we finally got here. The new @Tesla Roadster just hovered and flipped. Where we’re going, we don’t need roads. This is AMERICAN GREATNESS.
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Going to be a long night for Celtic.
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You should really train your @bot to use your own lingo. For instance, if I say "add snotpaper" to the Costco list. He knows what I mean.
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