A Paisano, he/him for’a the chuds who dislike pronouns, the real Airbagged🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 🍝
Italy
Joined March 2025
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Paisano, they made the game. It sold like’a the gangbusters. It has’a the bisexual lighting that you dislike. It has’a the trans flag you despise.
You are just’a the tourist.
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Your “heroes” are:
- a guy who beats his wife
- a “christian” who struggles to read the bible
- a guy who has a video of “how to hide cp”
- a groomer
- a racist korean who wishes he was white
- a tourist who reposts /v/ screenshots
Pouring one out for’a the amico
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund
alzresearch.org/giving/
Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources
alzfdn.org/donate/
Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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*Shits on countless dev studios.*
*Defends practices that harm gaming.*
*Celebrates thousands of game developers losing their jobs and beloved franchises being destroyed.*
“Damn, why does the industry not like us?”
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Hi Sandy. Are you well? This is wrong. On January 1, 1993, we sent a press release saying that multiplayer would be in DOOM, a full 8 months before you joined the company. We knew deathmatch would be huge. In that press release, in January 1993, we said multiplayer would be "the number one cause of decreased productivity in businesses around the world." We were sure of it, and we needed no convincing. I understand you are proud of your work on DOOM, and you should be, but please also respect the accuracy of your statements, particularly around game history. My concern is that these false statements are designed to trigger replies (like this one), reposts, and outrage discussion, all with the view of increasing your followers and subscriptions, particularly since this false deathmatch story (among others) is so easily disproved. I’ve even welcomed you to reach out to me ahead of time. You seem to appreciate game history as much as I do. Could you not also make yours accurate?
Finally the’a game for me
How do you play Tetris with spaghetti?
Noodling around in indie puzzle game Spaghetti Celesti is a great way to pasta time!
Free on Itch! punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-c…
by indie dev @PUNKCAKE_delice
Italian Airbagged retweeted
yeah you got us. we're paid by anti-west sovereigns. we confirmed this last week I think.
anyways where is that game you took half a million dollars to make?
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Here's a small list of games that the chuds claim to have "DEI Detected", but were still successful:
Baldur's Gate 3
Insomniac Spider-Man (All of them)
007 First Light
AC Black Flag Resynced
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2
God Of War 2018 and Ragnarok
The Last of Us 2
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That whole thing from Chris Avellone about Bioware's hiring is such a nothing burger
The same people who have gone on to tell studios not to hire anyone simply for having pronouns in their bio, are now clutching pearls over this
They do it but are mad we do it too?
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@michaelo @safety
My original account @airbagged was mass reported using an exploit to code common words as violent speech. I am now in a loop where I follow these steps and this does not restore my functionality as promised. Can this be escalated?
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I can finally talk about Mass Effect Universe.
Since Bioware closed I can now reveal that I was part of the Mass Effect Council, saw what BioWare was building, and provided feedback during development.
• Set 600+ years after the Reaper War
• You play as a customizable N7 agent
• Instead of being a walking gun rack, you're a cross between John Wick and James Bond
• Shepard's legacy preserved, regardless of your ending
• A galaxy divided into three major factions
• Humanity, Krogan, Batarians, and more allied together
• Council races forming their own alliance
• The Geth emerging as a third superpower
• A galactic Cold War instead of another Reaper style invasion with a shadowy adversary
• Geth-built megastructures
• Connections between the Milky Way and Andromeda
• Experimental technology implanted in you as a unique point of difference
• Hacking and manipulating the environment
• See through walls, identify systems, remotely trigger hazards and more
• Handcrafted missions like ME1-3
• But with Hitman-style freedom in how you complete them
• Brutal close-range executions
• Squadmates who can clash with each other
• Romance wasn't being sanitised
• Liara returns - now an incredibly powerful Asari Matriarch
From what I saw, BioWare was making Mass Effect for us, the fans, not for people who don't exist.
It looked incredible.
And now we may never get to play it.
Find out more here: youtu.be/ZOWrTNazZxM
#SaveMassEffect
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No, buddy.
We know you’ve never touched a BioWare game once in your life.
You don’t game.
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Reminder:
- EA cancelled the Single Player Dragon Age 4 in development from 2015-2017
- Pushed them to create a live service Dragon Age because of trend chasing. They considered multiplayer the future of gaming, "nobody plays single player games anymore" except then Jedi Fallen Order released with huge success and they pivoted again.
- After 3 years of development on Live Service Age from 2018-2021, EA & Bioware decide to remove the Multiplayer component but instead of rebooting a second time they gave them 18 months to rip out all that live service work and have them make it a single player game AGAIN, at a significant disadvantage to meet expectations.
- Six years of wasted development now, when a lot of the series veterans had been laid off or quit out of frustration with EA along with numerous management and staff changes. Among these names are David Gaider, Mike Laidlaw, and later before Veilguard's release Mary Kirby. Her departure was an abysmal sign for the future of DA before this next game had even released.
- This resulted in the announcement of Dragon Age Dreadwolf in 2022, later renamed Veilguard which retained the scars of it's live service development when it released in 2024 and was never the true game Bioware would have given us if they hadn't been constantly fucked around.
We could and should have had the intended Dragon Age 4 before 2020, instead it took almost a DECADE for the follow up.
The worst things these companies do is trend chase something, with zero foresight on temporary trends. By the time you release that game public opinion has shifted. Rocksteady's Suicide Squad as a clear example of this too.
Just let creative people make something they are passionate about and stop putting them in boxes. Let developers make something real by giving them time and resources to deliver something memorable with a clear goal, not a post mortem example like Anthem on how not to develop a game.
EA has been fucking over Bioware basically since they acquired them. Issues with Andromeda, Anthem, Veilguard aside as yes all three have their issues and you'll even have people going back to Mass Effect 3/DA2/Inquisition with issues as well; a lot of this comes from a long long period of EA pushing Bioware into a corner and then watching them be a punching bag for it. It also comes from internal schisms within Bioware where there was a strange Mass Effect vs Dragon Age rift and David Gaider said they may as well have been two different studios with how the culture was different, plus the writers getting fucked over at every turn.
People taking the lowest hanging fruit possible and are gonna just say it was Veilguard, it was Anthem, it was Andromeda etc that sealed their fate when in actual reality it was a long list of issues going back 15+ years that led to the issues within those games in the first place.
Paisano mocks others for’a the losing their jobs while being unemployed himself. The ragu is ripe in his’a head.
Also shows the’a reading comprehension skills of’a the @SmashJT is abysmal. If he was’a trying his best, he would not be’a using ChatGPT for his slop.
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To help against misinformation:
This is the result of the Saudi Arabian buyout deal. The most ridiculous deal ever made where EA could barely cover the cost of the debt it accrued.
A lot of people will attach their personal feelings to the "why" but this is the real reason ^
