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Her.Majesty

@JollyyyDavid

Here for the Banter 💀 To laugh and Complain💅

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2019
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A bad b&tch per excellence ✨
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Returning to work tomorrow Send prayers😩😭
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Nyinyi kwani mmejua wateba Leo? Haha 😂😂 pambaneni aki
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Mlibully ule wanaume hadi akachange username aaah jamani nyi watu si wazuri kweli 🤭😂😂😂😂🤣
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Hahaha 😂
kamikaze🐉 (@kingKerubo) profile picturekamikaze🐉@kingKeruboNov 4
My mother asking me kama niko na mtu na ni yeye alikuwa ananifungia nyumbani
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😂😂😂 is jaduong a joke to you?? 🤣
Shawrry for mjengo (@LipsAndLumber) profile pictureShawrry for mjengo@LipsAndLumber13h
Anyways, you almost hardly see any tall man on any drama on this app. It’s always the Labubus😭
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Nimekumbuka hiii 😂😂😂 thekete
Võ Nguyên Giáp (@MwanaWaGiningi) profile pictureVõ Nguyên Giáp@MwanaWaGiningi4 Jul 2024
Exit Rama; Enter Wateba. It's always the niggas who see their kids over the weekend like animal zoos
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Exit Rama; Enter Wateba. It's always the niggas who see their kids over the weekend like animal zoos
Charley. 🇰🇪 (@iWateba) profile pictureCharley. 🇰🇪@iWateba4 Jul 2024
It's cheaper to bring a child into the world please. Abortion is costly and life threatening.
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Klaus@Martoh__4 Mar 2025
Ukiangalia hizo takes za wateba utaelewa mbona alidhani atapewa refund ya ruracio from a Kiambu woman
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Wateba entered the chat😂😂😂😂 shauri zenu nyinyi mnapigana hapo kwa qrts 💀🤣
Charley. 🇰🇪 (@iWateba) profile pictureCharley. 🇰🇪@iWateba12h
People on this TL don't appreciate what @RamzZy_ says about wamama, relationships, being a baby daddy, fighting for ur kids. Folks just pick snippets from his statements and run with it. But truth is, he says it raw and his life experience. Wee jam, but..zaa kwanza!
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Chocolate Mint@JayshazzieNov 4
I understand Betty Kyalo 😮‍💨
Chocolate Mint (@Jayshazzie) profile pictureChocolate Mint@JayshazzieOct 29
There’s a guy at work anataka to elevate me to cougar status 😭 he’s probably 25 max
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Mnanunua wapi Christmas PJs unique???
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😂😂😂
Baecho (@HilltopMurage) profile pictureBaecho@HilltopMurageNov 4
Tangent. My dad is older than his 2nd wife’s father. Juzi walikosana wakaita baba ya bibi kufanya patanisho. Absolute cinema. Talkin about “Nakuja kama mdogo wako mzee”
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Teletubbies?? Waah😂😂😂😭
K N (@Kusema1000X) profile pictureK N@Kusema1000XNov 4
Replying to @evenmaina
Watching Green Calabash (their YouTube channel), it always used to fascinate me that Rama was comfortable being chauffeured by Shiko. Then he'd spend the whole day painting teletubbies on mitumba shoes, claiming that was his business. Woiye Rama aki😭😭. He was a kept man.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Queen Sun@MamidiariesNov 4
Hill I will die on is that he is actually the problem and not Shiko. At least when it comes to parenting. Shiko has done this successfully with someone else for years. Someone who is not in the country. He does everything for the online attention.
Ekiababa (@Ekiababah) profile pictureEkiababa@EkiababahNov 4
Lol Rama, the fact that you had a rough patch with the mother to your kids, doesn't mean all mothers are the problem. You're already saying the mom is damaged yet you know nothing about her. Lol, you can be a present dad but you're not as bright as you think.
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Thanos (@abadojack) profile pictureThanos@abadojackNov 4
Apparently prostate test is now done via a blood test. Yani ikifika turn yetu mnabadilisha goal post.
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@AntonioWallahiNov 4
Kuna upuuzi mingi sana wewe husema in the guise of being enlightened. Stop projecting your own misfortunes on everyone else. Deadbeat dads exist. Watu huruka ball na watoi hapa nje and this is something that seriously affects the quality of life of the mother and children. You don’t have to offer commentary on everything.
Renaissance ⚔️ Morio (@RamzZy_) profile pictureRenaissance ⚔️ Morio@RamzZy_Nov 3
Listen to that man cos sometimes you harbor resentment for someone who chose not to fight with a damaged woman. I know it sucks, but you need to know who was the problem between your mother & father so that it doesn’t affect how you show up in your own romantic relationships. 😂
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😂😂😂😂jamani
MaX Holding (@XCouncillor) profile pictureMaX Holding@XCouncillorNov 4
Lakini ata heri sisi wenye baba zetu waoiDip dhani kukaa na baba anataka kukuona by force ndio aambie watu kwa twitter
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Hahaha
𝐽𝑜𝑦 ༗ (@joy5pov) profile picture𝐽𝑜𝑦 ༗@joy5povNov 4
Bruh someone exactly my type is working in the building as well. I’ll fuck him when my contract is done inshallah.
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This!!!!
phantéau (@_wangwe) profile picturephantéau@_wangweNov 4
‘It didn’t happen to me so it doesn’t happen’ and ‘it happened to me so now I’m an expert on the topic’ are two of the stupidest people you’ll ever have the displeasure of meeting.
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