
Lancaster Co. Commissioner | Husband/father | Former prosecutor & Army Infantryman | Chair, PA Caucus GOP Commissioners | Pers acct, see also @CommissionerJP
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An absolutely beautiful day around Lancaster County for Veterans Day! It was an honor to attend events across the county, including Upper Leacock War Memorial Association, Millersville Borough, and Masonic Village in Elizabethtown. Loved connecting with veterans from all different eras and hearing their stories!
It is Election Day! We have beautiful Fall weather. We have great candidates on the ballot. We are blessed to live in a free country. Go vote and protect the special place that we have here in Lancaster County!
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There really hasn't been a video in a long time that sums up society's moral decay like this one. A lot of good people are working their hardest to provide for their families. They struggle to get by—often leaving the house before their kids are awake and coming back after they go to bed. Meanwhile, the worst people monetize their pain on the internet, making more money than they deserve while contributing nothing worthwhile to society. A decent society can’t continue like this.
Internet users have raised over $120,000 for the Red Baron worker who went viral after an influencer started harassing him.
The man has been identified as ‘Walt Z’ from Michigan and he is thankful for the support.
“Walt Z out of Michigan sends a heartfelt thankyou, and is absolutely blown away by how much people have cared over this,” the GoFundMe organizer said.
“They are requesting privacy, and GoFundMe is taking the lead in transferring all of this to him. You're all Rockstars, and it shows.”
Glad to see this man is being taken care of. GoFundMe link is below.
Josh Parsons retweeted
It isn't hard to see why the culture of truth telling eroded in the military.
The first time an officer doesn't turn the box on a slide green is when the transformation starts. Maybe he turned it amber, or god forbid... red.
That's when he got yelled at. "How come your unit isn't green but everyone else is? What's wrong with you? Why are you worse than these other commanders?"
Nobody likes to get yelled at. And most young officers don't want to rock the boat and hurt their career chances, so they play the game. The unit may not really be green, but by god, they are now on the slide.
The commander is now happy in the lie. And the subordinates are happy too. But now, since the first lie has been told, now it's a competition over who can tell the BEST lie.
This is where the officer transitions into a human LinkedIn post. Adding flowery language to terrible reports to make everything sound amazing.
Fast forward even further, and now you're a General. You've learned nothing but how to be a professional at perpetuating this folly. But the entire scheme is built on one load bearing attribute: hope.
Hope that the units they are reporting on won't get tested. Hope that America is strong enough to deter any would-be adversaries. And hope that even if our units are bad, that the enemy's are worse.
Hope has worked out from time to time. Unless you're a poor soul standing at Abbey Gate on 26 August 2021. Then hope straight up failed.
What you're seeing in the military is just a microcosm of the nation at large though. Maybe even western civilization itself. Look at who the majority of people love. The leader who can deliver bad news in the best way. The one who can twist the truth to make a horrible thing feel not so bad.
Conversely, look at how society responds to the blunt truth teller. They just want him to stop talking. Because living in a lie is more comfortable than facing the truth. It always is.
In order to fix the military, it must be radically transformed at the top. Not with civilians, with uniformed members. All it takes is one senior general infected with radical candor to force the rest of the uniforms in his image. Like a George Marshall.
But George Marshall would never ascend the military hierarchy in 2026. He didn't have the right "credentials". And therein lies the main issue.
You can skip a SECWAR from O4 to the top in a suit. But you can't take an O7 and turn him into an O10 like Marshall.
If we want radical candor back in uniform, the only thing left is to do something radical to achieve it.
An active-duty infantry lieutenant colonel says the officer corps' inability to tell the truth is the biggest threat to readiness. The Army War College found the same in 2015: 'filling a box on a slide.' #Army #Readiness
See article link in the comments
Josh Parsons retweeted
Working people out there are reaching the boiling point at a pretty large scale. When people collectively start to come unglued it isn’t going to be pretty.
We are working hard and having fun! A big night in Manheim Township last night with Tom Jones for PA State Senate!
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For the craziest stories imaginable:
Join the Infantry.
June 6, 1944. An American paratrooper jumps into Normandy in the dark and lands on the roof of a church.
By the end of the war he had been declared dead, held a funeral he didn't attend, escaped the Nazis, and fought his way toward Berlin in a Soviet tank unit.
His name was Joseph Beyrle. He's believed to be the only American soldier to serve in both the US Army and the Red Army during World War Two.
Beyrle was from Muskegon, Michigan. He joined the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles. His buddies called him Jumpin' Joe.
On D-Day night his plane was hit by flak and he jumped early. He came down on a church roof, slid off, and lost his unit in the chaos. For a few days he fought on his own, blowing up a power station and cutting German communications.
Then he was captured.
Here's where it gets strange. A German soldier ended up wearing Beyrle's uniform and dog tags. That German was killed. When the body was found, the Americans identified it as Joseph Beyrle.
The army told his parents their son was dead. His hometown held a funeral mass for him. His obituary ran in the local paper.
Meanwhile, he was very much alive, being moved from one German prison camp to another.
He escaped more than once. One time he and two other prisoners jumped off a train heading east. They thought they were heading for Russia and freedom. They got lost and ended up in Berlin, where they were caught by the Gestapo, beaten, and tortured.
In January 1945, from a camp in eastern Germany, he finally made a clean escape. He went east, toward the gunfire. Toward the Soviets.
When he found a Soviet tank unit, he walked out with his hands up, holding a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, and shouted the only Russian he knew. American comrade.
It worked.
He asked to join them. And they said yes.
For about a month, an American paratrooper rode with Soviet tank crews as they pushed toward Germany. He used his demolition training. He fought. He was reportedly welcomed by a Soviet officer who was one of the rare women commanding a tank battalion.
Then a German dive bomber attacked. Beyrle was badly wounded.
He was evacuated to a Soviet hospital. Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov reportedly visited, heard his story, and gave him papers to get to the American embassy in Moscow.
When he showed up, the embassy didn't believe him. As far as the US was concerned, Joseph Beyrle was dead. They held him under guard until his fingerprints proved who he was.
He made it home to Michigan in April 1945.
In 1946 he got married. In the same church where they'd held his funeral.
Decades later, in 1994, he was honored at the White House by President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin for serving both countries.
And the last twist. His son, Joseph Beyrle II, grew up to become the United States Ambassador to Russia.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Joseph Robert “Joe” Beyrle had two sons. The elder son, Joe Beyrle II, served during the Vietnam War, but wasn’t a US Ambassador. That was the other son, John Beyrle.
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Josh Parsons retweeted
This story should be national news. An illegal alien living in New Jersey, who had previously been in custody and instead of being removed was transferred to the Office of Refugee Resettlement, came to one of the most rural and secluded areas of Lancaster County to prey on an Amish woman.
We are very fortunate this story did not end up being much, much worse.
Preventing crime and having a safe community is government’s first duty. Every Lancaster County citizen should be able to go about their daily life free from attack. This is true whether they live in the most urban part of Lancaster City or the most rural part of the southern end. I take it personally when people come to our community to prey on our citizens.
For months we have had some of our public meetings bogged down by anti-law enforcement protestors who are against the County working with ICE. They are fine with this kind of thing happening. I am not. Your government owes you a duty to do their best to protect you and your family from crimes by people who never should have been in the United States.
Full article in the comments.
Last parade of the season last night and it was a blast! Loved seeing friends along the route in Columbia and loved seeing the support for Tom Jones and all of our candidates!
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Stacy Garrity back in Lancaster County! She works incredibly hard - we’ve been with her for events 3 or 4 times here in about the last week & she has whole state to cover. Let’s work just as hard for her! Vote Stacy Garrity for Governor & support our whole team!
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Josh Parsons retweeted
We have a communist violence problem.
If you dare to run for office as a normal person, the commies legit want to kill you for having the audacity to challenge their power. This only goes one way.
This is very disappointing.
My family has been threatened, my wife has been subjected to racist comments, and I’ve been attacked over my appearance. Now we’re being called fascists in front of a large crowd.
Disagree with my positions all you want. That’s part of running for public office. But there’s a difference between debating policy and encouraging this kind of hostility.
In 13 days, this election will be over, and we’ll all still be neighbors.
We can disagree about the future of Costa Mesa without treating each other like enemies. Let’s focus on the issues facing our city instead of rhetoric designed to divide us.
Josh Parsons retweeted
For those of you who aren’t students of history…this is precisely what a communist revolution looks like.
Josh Parsons retweeted
Charlie Kirk was murdered for his beliefs and conservative values. Senator Slotkin wants that to be a message of deterrence for young people.
Tell me again who the fascists are...
ON UCHICAGO CAMPUS: U.S. Senator from Michigan Elissa Slotkin hopes planned political prosecutions of republican leaders will scare young conservatives from getting involved in politics.
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Josh Parsons retweeted
This is stunning a sitting U.S. senator is saying this out loud.
She is quite explicitly advocating for prosecutions to scare young people away from politics.
@ElissaSlotkin is truly a danger to democracy--a democracy she pretends she's protecting.
This is a fascist tactic.
ON UCHICAGO CAMPUS: U.S. Senator from Michigan Elissa Slotkin hopes planned political prosecutions of republican leaders will scare young conservatives from getting involved in politics.
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