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@LeeCram

life's foul-mouthed casualty β€’ ig/alt: @pausedmortem

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Joined December 2011
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After careful consideration, fuck this shit.
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Lol I love her. First time I saw those vultures get uncomfortable.
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
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πŸš¨πŸ’Ό Halle Berry leaves court after Thursday's custody ruling.
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Long weekend day 1: Did a little bit of laundry and some last minute take-home work and a lot of rotmaxxing.
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Opioid Cunningham@anthracitedub19h
If you don’t think it’s a cult, it’s because you’re in it.
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You like 2 bulge pics and your timeline turns into a sausage fest. [Not complaining]
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The Card@JaggedAuthorOct 29
Stress II: The Stressening
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Bitch, who the fuck are Mike and Sarah?
Recommendations (@RecommendFilms) profile pictureRecommendations
@RecommendFilmsOct 29
This was the scene she messed up.
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baked.in.ny
@propapergirlOct 28
unfortunately the day seized me
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Deleted all the dick pics from my phone and freed up 64 kb of memory
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As expected, fuck this shit.
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Ska Cat@bustertheskacatOct 27
always leaving when i should be arriving
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Dressing my age for halloween.
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baked.in.ny
@propapergirlOct 28
'whats wrong with you' yes.
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CrazyFeralCatLady@kcobra11Oct 27
Nothing ruins the morning like gaining consciousness
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I've decided I'm not gonna be mad today, just evil.
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"Sexiest man alive" but the photoshoots are never sexy.
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Too lazy to shave today. So I'm not very babygirl right now.
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Ride that high till it goes limp.
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And another 23 minutes,
paused mortem πŸ’€ (@LeeCram) profile picturepaused mortem πŸ’€@LeeCramOct 18
Episode 1 of season 2 of fave show aired today. So I was like happy for like 23 minutes. Yay.
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-Be the hamburger helper. Bring me the hamburgers (Me, as a therapist)
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Princess Pancakes
@highmay29Oct 26
I didn’t come here to be productive. I came here to scroll and judge quietly.
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