Alice

It's true. He really was at a Celine Dion concert. You couldn't have written this better. He doesn't give a single damn. When Rome was burning what does folklore say Nero was doing? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

This trader built a two-sided inventory bot on Polymarket with an average trade size of $10.51 Result: +$306,781 His algorithm trades 15 minute BTC and ETH Up/Down markets using asynchronous pairing, volatility harvesting, and inventory management: 1. Buys both sides at different times It keeps BUY limit orders open on both sides and waits for the market to move BTC falls -> Up gets cheaper -> it buys Up Then BTC rebounds -> Down gets cheaper -> it buys Down 2. Uses volatility to build complete sets It alternates between buying the two outcomes when their prices dip, using volatility within each market The goal is to buy both outcomes for a combined cost below $1 per pair 3. Keeps a directional residual About 86% of the shares it buys can be matched into Up + Down pairs It holds the remaining shares as a directional position until resolution Its Polymarket account: aswfadq1555 You can build your own trading bot here: join.horizon.trade/retrovali… (A trial is available after signing up) Stats: > Trades per active hour: 324 > Average trade size: $10.51 > Win rate: 50% The algorithm’s main edge comes from volatility harvesting. It uses market movements to buy Up and Down at different times, then matches part of its inventory into complete sets and keeps the rest directional