Happily married, father of 3 boys. Unapologetic believer in American exceptionalism. 3rd Amendment Absolutist.
Joined July 2020
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Telling people to put simple carbs and fat in their coffee as weight loss advice is peak X health and fitness. It’s the reason I took an extended break. Someone will fall for this .
Lol there is now a GoFundMe to “throw a rager” for the brothers of Pi Kappa Phi at UNC.
“Help us raise funds to throw this frat the party they deserve”
gofundme.com/f/pi-kappa-phi-…
Most aesthetic barefoot sneaker I’ve ever seen.
Most aesthetic barefoot sneaker I’ve ever seen - thank you @melkersvard and fantastic job
Discount Code: SOLBRAH if you’d like to join in on the look
Adeptus retweeted
I fully believe that King Arthur was a real historic figure.
My evidence: the people that insist that he wasn’t are extremely cringe and gay.
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BLACKTHORNE: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
MARIKO: The Anjin deployed to Kuwait
This is a new phenomenon. In my parents era 50s-70s you could buy all types of Nazi stuff from the war. In my era 80s-2000s plenty of bands flirted with the symbolism without Twitter nerds going absolutely mental.
But here we are. Everyone’s a Nazi.
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One of the greatest millennial privileges was getting to grow up in the brief interval between the “everything smells like cigarettes” and “everything smells like weed” eras.
