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Luke Mayo

@LukeMayo33

✏Job coach for adults w/ disabilities 🎙Host of @Movie_Chumps 📺Fmr. TV news producer 🏀Hoops fanatic 🎧80s/90s R&B+HipHop junkie ✝️ Believer

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Joined February 2009
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This Ain't Canon (@arielyomer) profile picture
This Ain't Canon
@arielyomer9h
The Handshake: Superman & Batman (Naughty Language) AI-Generated Parody | Created by @arielyomer #funny #80s #movie #nostalgia #parody
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Ballislife.com
@BallislifeNov 5
The Shaq & Penny era started 33 years ago today! They made the NBA Finals the following year then broke up 2 seasons later

Shaq & Penny - Where Ya At?

VIDEO: NBA / MUSIC: Shaq & Phife Dawg - Where Ya At? / FAN: Redapples

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Nothing's been more true. Ever.
memes.xlsx (@ExcelHumor) profile picturememes.xlsx
@ExcelHumorNov 5
*saves file on computer* OneDrive: got it me: where? OneDrive: what
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diawlectical (@diawlectical) profile picturediawlectical@diawlectical8 Nov 2022
If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!
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Whoa
Rachel Janfaza (@racheljanfaza) profile pictureRachel Janfaza
@racheljanfazaNov 3
Today’s first time voter was:  - Born in 2008  - 8 years old when Trump was first elected  - In middle school when Covid hit
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mariana Z
@mariana057Nov 1
I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNNov 1
I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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Big Timi (@OrevaZSN) profile pictureBig Timi
@OrevaZSNNov 1
I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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"In an era of entertainment abundance, I’ve been watching less and less. The streaming environment has become tedious. It feels that there is both everything on and nothing on." ~@radhikajones nytimes.com/2026/10/30/opini…
Opinion | Why I Still Own a DVD Player — and You Should, Too

Opinion | Why I Still Own a DVD Player — and You Should, Too

I like that our DVD player is neither smart nor intelligent. You put in the disc, and the movie appears.

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Amen.
Ryan W. Mead (@rwmead) profile pictureRyan W. Mead@rwmeadOct 30
“When Apple TV, which most Americans don’t have and don’t want, offers people the ability to ‘stream’ a treasured classic, no one watches, because it is not a shared, 30-minute experience. It is no longer special.” The Great Pumpkin at 60: city-journal.org/article/cha…
"The Great Pumpkin" at 60

"The Great Pumpkin" at 60

A beloved Halloween classic now lives a kind of death on Apple TV.

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Aelin@linnssinsOct 30
plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”
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K Squared@thatdentaldudeOct 30
Plot twist: I’m going to start calling and texting the Dr. a week before to remind them of my upcoming appointment.
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beck@unrivaledOct 29
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SALT… AND PEPA!
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wil@disco__shrimpOct 29
Whoever invented iced water was a genius. I’d like some water please. Yeah lemme get some future water in there too
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Take note, Adam Bello
DJB (@Skinwalker5110) profile pictureDJB
@Skinwalker5110Oct 26
Whoever salts the fries at McDonald's should be hired to do the roads this winter.
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Three things you don't do: -start a land war in Asia -play cards against a guy named after a city -go to Nick Tahou's and order a salad
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Lol
Russian Princess (@trustfundwife) profile pictureRussian Princess
@trustfundwifeOct 26
I don’t think we need two factor authorization to sign up for the Jersey Mike’s reward program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
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Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) profile pictureDarren Rovell
@darrenrovellOct 26
This Day In 1984: Michael Jordan makes his NBA Debut. His arrival isn’t enough. The Bulls bring in the San Diego Chicken. 25% of Chicago Stadium is still empty. Northwestern student Mike Cole can’t find someone to go w him. Saves full ticket. Sells it for $468K in 2022!
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