Doe Devil retweeted
i have committed 3 major and unforgivable sins in my life for which i must spend the rest of my days in penance:
1: being a bit of a chud as a teenager
2: accidentally making people uncomfortable
3: being overly anxiously attatched to people a few times
Doe Devil retweeted
just saw a comedian say he can’t have a gun in his house bc he’d kill himself and honestly that is the realest shit i’ve ever heard
Doe Devil retweeted
Insane that the UK is banning various types of porn for being too spicy but does nothing about The Chatbot That Tells You To Kill Yourself
Doe Devil retweeted
Attack of the Clones is so funny dude. "Anakin, you must understand that you are not allowed to develop feelings for Padme. It is against the Jedi code. By the way, for the next few weeks you will be her sole bodyguard. You're going to be staying with her in a beautiful lakeside villa on Naboo. Anakin I need to understand that under no circumstances are you to feel any sort of way about his beautiful woman with whom you are alone and unsupervised during your romantic lakeside getaway. You're going to be having dinner together and frolicking in the meadows with this attractive and intelligent young woman. Is that clear?"
Doe Devil retweeted
Replying to @bugsandfishes
Every time someone says this in a published article they should be required by law to share their last 3 months bank records so we can all collectively help them with their budgeting catastrophes
Doe Devil retweeted
When we look back in fifty years and ask ourselves how democracy gave way to tyranny, a huge part of it will be that everyone voluntarily abandoned reading, and it turns out you can’t have a modern, developed, free state without a highly literate population.
Doe Devil retweeted
Was gonna make a joke like “facesitting banned? Do the gvmt want me to kms?” Then I remembered I’m a transgender woman so the answer is yes
Doe Devil retweeted
Please do not try to find out who the Jonestown Death t-shirt guy is. Please just enjoy the clip and let him live. Please do not make him your resistance hero + then devour him alive once it’s revealed that he once called someone a “queerducken” in the Lambgoat comments in 2013.
Doe Devil retweeted
Let's try a #MutualAid thread.
Post your requests in the comments below. Be sure to QT for maximum sharing power!
I am out of funds, account is negative, can't borrow anymore because I get attacked every time I ask for help.
I just got personal confirmation of viral persistence in Long Covid, my phone goes off in a few days without help, I need to eat, and my health is in the toilet.
ko-fi.com/froglet80
cash.app/froglet80
paypal.me/froglet80
venmo.com/u/froglet80
gofundme.com/covaids26
#helpfolkslive2026
#longcovidaid
#MutualAidBoost
#mutualaidhelp
Doe Devil retweeted
Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
Doe Devil retweeted
Embarrassing to admit on main but I've started doing porn to try to make some extra cash, and I want to promote it here since I don't have many options for money. dm me if ur interested in the account or if u are able to help promote it at all! tysm
Doe Devil retweeted
Detienen a un hombre de 76 años en Italia por matar a su primo con un bollo relleno de crema para quedarse con la herencia elmundo.es/internacional/202…
Doe Devil retweeted
I'm reading Michael Douglas's new memoir, and it's genuinely one of the best I'd ever read, fantastic insight into how he made some of the greatest movies, but by far the best anecdote is when he at one point was shocked how he could produce films, be a father, be a husband, and act in films all at the same time.
At which point when you turn the page, it reads: "Oh right. Now I remember. Cocaine." lol




























