she’s a 10, but she overthinks and overanalyses everything, jumps to the dumbest fucking conclusions, runs away, and survives 8 anxiety or panic attacks a day. she’s me.

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Nicki💗 · Oct 27, 2026 · 8:09 PM UTC

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Nicki💗

@AwkwardAndOddOct 27

Can you die from lack of attention? Asking for a (very needy) friend

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MissSassIn ⚔️ · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:35 PM UTC

MissSassIn ⚔️@MsSassInOct 28

Her AI boyfriend says she’s a 10

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FEMME MUSE · Oct 27, 2026 · 10:53 AM UTC

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FEMME MUSE

@itsthefemmemuseOct 27

I love a bit of delusion in a person, too much seriousness eats away at the soul — more whimsy, playfulness and being a silly goose.

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carter hambley · Apr 16, 2021 · 4:39 PM UTC

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carter hambley@carterhambley16 Apr 2021

god i hate my girlfriend

Image from carter hambley (@carterhambley)

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MissSassIn ⚔️ · Oct 16, 2026 · 8:03 AM UTC

MissSassIn ⚔️@MsSassInOct 16

When I said I was into freaky shit I meant someone who’d text me back

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Nicki💗 · Oct 16, 2026 · 12:05 AM UTC

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Nicki💗

@AwkwardAndOddOct 16

I’m not going to sleep with you - insomniacs flirting

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𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝𒀭 · Sep 20, 2026 · 5:30 PM UTC

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𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝𒀭

@dvxenrxSep 20

Find a man who looks at you like you're the cutest little chaos monster he's ever adopted.

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¿? · Aug 30, 2026 · 8:04 PM UTC

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¿?@austriatontoAug 30

porque mierda separaron los tweets de los retweets, fragmentaron mi personalidad

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MissSassIn ⚔️ · Aug 29, 2026 · 10:08 PM UTC

MissSassIn ⚔️@MsSassInAug 29

You can tell from the TL when the moon is full

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Turgid Verse · Aug 29, 2026 · 6:02 PM UTC

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Turgid Verse

@gullyvuhrAug 29

the hottest girl you know has weird, random bruises all over her legs that no one in the universe can explain.

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Didi 🦋 · Aug 28, 2026 · 9:32 PM UTC

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Didi 🦋@biggsaphAug 28

the real flex is having insane chemistry with someone who also knows how to communicate, reassure you, and love you properly.

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rob dubbin · Jul 28, 2019 · 2:50 PM UTC

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rob dubbin@robdubbin28 Jul 2019

MY MAN: (comes home) ME: (nervous) how was the store MY MAN: fine ME: oh thank g — MY MAN: ran into jolene ME: oh no MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

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