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Slaw and Order, Special BBQ Unit

@NikolHasler

I have thoughts about that.

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2007
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they created me in a lab to brighten your days bro
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wil@disco__shrimpOct 29
Whoever invented iced water was a genius. I’d like some water please. Yeah lemme get some future water in there too
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Weird argument of the week. So many flaws.
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Uhoh. Not Gemini calling me out.
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Beautiful day to cast my vote. I suppose that makes me a commie.
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ghostly gwen howerton@kissphoriaOct 26
i know it's not new but it really is wild to me that there's a private company that can just bug you to pay to skip TSA now
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Exactly. You will think you're voting for something that means the opposite of what it logically seems to mean.
Caroline Renard (@carolinerenard_) profile pictureCaroline Renard@carolinerenard_Oct 26
I’m currently filling out my ballot, I have all the reading material and I’m cross referencing everything. Please California voters, take your time on the measures and state props. This the area that be tripping a lot of you up. Don’t get fooled by how they word things.
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@juumelo_Oct 26
I lied there’s no sex we’re going on a quest boy
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slime princess@bettyjawsOct 25
do u mind if i bring u to a boil
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Quarantined Anders@andersjazzOct 25
Sorry, I fell asleep during your recipe’s origin story. Did the muffins make it?
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Paula K@paulaaaaroidOct 26
We were not put on this earth to answer emails.
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There is no scientific data to back this up, but I think I stub my toes more than the average person. It’s like I forget I have feet.
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•ultra glitch•@highsieze6Oct 26
i could really go for a strange turn of events right now
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dandori@dand0riOct 26
a bug just asked me for $5
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My love language is making people watch things I’ve already seen and staring at their reactions the entire time
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Beautiful Normal Woman@SillyBWomanOct 26
There’s something about Not Sleeping that makes me So Tired #ScienceTwt
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Occasionally, he takes a break from pretending to know anything about politics to post hokey cringe shit.
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Spacing out wondering if Belle and the Beast actually made it, or if she spent all of her time in the library and he made excuses to go chop wood just to get away from her.
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Don't forget to leave a giant bowl of fentanyl out for the trick-or-treaters. They'll tp your house if you don't get them high.
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Old Man Rattle@oldrattle_Oct 26
if wendy’s ever said a mean thing to me on the internet i’d call the army
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