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Normal Island
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I've got this weird feeling that trains are about to start crashing in Thailand
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BREAKING: Antisemtiism is now when you don't want to see the Ali G movie 👀
Sacha Baron Cohen's Ali G sequel lasted one weekend in theaters, and the Hollywood Reporter is blaming pro-Palestine activists, and discussing "Hamas-affiliated operatives.”
THR detailed a campaign by UK-based NewsCord, whose platform gave users AI-assisted templates to email cinemas; NewsCord says about 55,000 emails went out. THR then pointed to the group's support for Gaza aid flotilla participants, whose leaders the US Treasury designated "Hamas-affiliated operatives." NewsCord, which calls Ali G a form of blackface, accused THR of drawing "conspiratorial links."
Amazon MGM opened the film on just 23 screens, withheld box office figures, and moved it to Prime Video five days later, per World of Reel.
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When I think of Patrick Stewart, it's not Captain Picard or Professor X that springs to mind. It's this quote.
May he rest in peace.
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Two weeks ago, the political establishment was falling over itself to condemn the Greens for saying "Zionism is racism."
Now Netanyahu refuses to work with the Arab-Israeli parties whose seats could determine whether he remains in power.
Netanyahu is proving the Greens' right.
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Hitler isn’t a 12 year old on a private island, Alan.
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But the Daily Mail told me that you just have to say you're a bit depressed and the DWP gives you a free house, a Ferrari, and unlimited money
A terminally ill mum who has been given three years to live has been denied disability benefit despite being unable to eat, talk, dress or use the toilet independently...
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckqx…
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The negotiation period after Israeli elections must be so confusing for Americans while they anxiously wait to see who'll lead their country for the next few years
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Gonna make a prediction here. The next time a country upsets Israel, something bad is gonna happen in that country and then we're gonna find out an Israeli company was in charge of whichever safety system failed. If this happens, it will be a total coincidence.
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Ukraine did this after Cuba spent hundreds of millions of dollars treating thousands of sick Ukrainian children from Chernobyl. Cuba spent 20 years providing specialised care they couldn't afford in Ukraine. Ukraine paid nothing, voting to starve Cuba was their payment I guess.
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What’s happening in Israel is like if the US passed a constitutional amendment declaring itself an exclusively White Christian state. Black citizens can vote, but no black party/caucus is allowed into government or ruling coalition. If only there was a word for this! 🤔
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There is absolutely zero chance of Russia ever invading the UK. The idea that giving £10 billion to Ukraine counts as defence is insulting warmongering nonsense. The arms manufacturers do not want peace. They want endless war.
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🚨BREAKING: All Britons may need ID to use social media, the UK's online safety regulator today announces
“This plan for a government ‘social media ban’ is a national ID system by the back door.
Both the government and Ofcom have admitted that children will get around the ban, which means the real effect will be normalising adults and children alike to hand over their passports just to get online.
Hundreds of thousands of people without ID, who tend to be poorer people, and many more who don’t want to risk handing their passports over to foreign tech companies will be locked out of huge parts of the internet.
The plan will kill anonymity online, whilst the UK’s culture of speech policing is reaching a crisis point. The policy is painfully misguided, an Orwellian assault on free speech and privacy, and will make children no safer at all.
The false illusion that children aren’t on social media will cause the companies to abandon all their child safety measures. The Government could be promoting meaningful safety measures and supporting parental controls that genuinely protect children - instead, they’re demanding government ID from the whole population just for uncensored internet access. It is authoritarian madness.”
- Silkie Carlo | @silkiecarlo
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telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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U.S. politicians: “israel is the only democracy in the middle east ♥️”
netanyahu’s son: “allowing brown people to vote is an existential threat”
צריך לומר את האמת. תוצאות הבחירות מוכיחות שרוב ערביי ישראל המוסלמים מזדהים כפלסטינים, מצדיקים את הטרור נגדנו, רוצים להעיף מפה את כל היהודים, שואפים להשמיד את המדינה היהודית, ולהקים מדינת פלסטינית ערבית אסלאמית על חורבותיה. זוהי בעיה קיומית לא פחות מהגרעין האיראני. החוק הישראלי (סעיף 7 א לחוק יסוד הכנסת ) מאוד ברור ואוסר על מפלגות תומכות טרור שפוסלות את ישראל כמדינה יהודית לרוץ בכנסת. הסיבה שהן כן בכנסת היא שבגצ רוקן את החוק מתוכן ומכשיר את הריצה שלהן בניגוד לחוק.
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“We’ve built software to track Wikipedia editors,” says the head of the ADL.
We have an investigation publishing soon about pro-Israel manipulation of Wikipedia, and he just blurts it out
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Singh "When we've been talking about the £400 increase in energy bills which is going to come straight after xmas.. didnt the chancellor need to do more?"
Hazarika "Govts have given huge bailouts on energy & we just couldn't afford to do it"
Yes we can but Labour decided not to
Hannah Peaker from the @NEF explains that if you equalise capital gains tax with income tax so you tax wealth at the same rate as work, along with sorting out some of the problems with CGT, some estimates say you could raise £19.7 billion a year.
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The government's plan is unraveling fast. While families suffer the banks are celebrating getting off lightly.
The choice is clear - either we boost incomes and cut bills, or this country risks falling further into despair and distrust.
