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PetrYan’sLapDog

@Number1YanFan

Patiently waiting for Yan to get the belt back, this shit ain’t easy. 1-3-0 on pfp picks. - edit: HE DID IT!

Joined November 2019
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course he only watches Yan #goatstatus
Title Fight (@TitleFightMedia) profile pictureTitle Fight
@TitleFightMediaOct 30
Joshua Van says he does NOT watch fights even though he’s the UFC Flyeright Champion 😭 🗣️Van: “I don’t really watch fights” 🗣️Sanko: “At all? Ever? Still?” 🗣️Van: “My mom watch more fight than me. My mom be like ‘Come down let’s watch!’ I be like ‘Nahhh.’ I be going upstairs, things like that” (Via @ufc)
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xxcjxx@xxcjxx15Oct 24
𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐬 (@GeezFX) profile picture𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐬@GeezFX9 Aug 2021
rare sighting of Petr Yan laughing :)
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what?
Michael Harris II Enjoyer (@BWBurner133) profile pictureMichael Harris II Enjoyer
@BWBurner133Oct 25
Replying to @illa
Merab has to start cutting weight professionally. I can only think that his issue with liver shots stems from dehydrating himself for the cut. Heard he still does it the old school way
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Cody Gibson
@TheRenegade559Oct 24
Between Jon Anik seamlessly switching between one betting website plug to another to the two minute Trump ad that tells a story very different than what most Americans say they are feeling this mid day PPV got me feelings a bit dystopian 🤷‍♂️
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Jack Slack@JackSlackMMAOct 24
Well after watching that main card, you can keep your 12 KOs in one night or whatever. I'd rather just watch good fighters
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i think i speak for everyone when i say Diego 3
K̶A̶G̶E̶ (@KageTheRage_) profile pictureK̶A̶G̶E̶@KageTheRage_Oct 24
Who should Volk fight next?
20%Diego 3
46%W/of Gaethje Arman
11%Aaron Pico
23%Aljimain Sterling
71 votes • Final results
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Jack Slack@JackSlackMMAOct 24
They need to quarantine Merab and Umar from the rest of the division and just have them fight over and over for the perverts who want to see guys pretend to try to hurt each other for 25 busy minutes
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Bantamweight goat
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pedo and no heart pick a struggle @MovsarUFC
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holy quitter
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🐐 𝙥𝙃@GoatStPiHairOct 24
Yan is Champ again Yan now has a title defence Yan won the trilogy
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@father_defiOct 24
Replying to @JackSlackMMA
The number of data centers needed to hold all of yan’s downloaded data is a solid 2% of Russian GDP
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Jack Slack@JackSlackMMAOct 24
Faith restored in MMA
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my goat i’m so happy Yan mafia and the Petrphiles are so up!!!!
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the goat is up ya’ll #petrphiles stand up🗣️🗣️🗣️
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dead domain@DomainDeadOct 10
If you “had a whole script” ready before you even touched the game, you should literally never be trusted for any honest opinion.
Up At Three (@UpatThree3) profile pictureUp At Three
@UpatThree3Oct 9
I went into Gears of War: E-Day ready to hate it. I had a whole script about Western developers ruining our game again. I had to throw it out and eat my own words. It's awesome.
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Blinkin@blinkinrileyOct 5
Image from Blinkin (@blinkinriley)
Raq (@raqisright) profile pictureRaq
@raqisrightOct 5
Asked ChatGPT my perceived IQ & to make me a report card based on our conversations
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Jack Slack@JackSlackMMAOct 4
Heartbreaking matchmaking because one has to win
Marcel Dorff 🇳🇱🇮🇩 (@BigMarcel24) profile pictureMarcel Dorff 🇳🇱🇮🇩
@BigMarcel24Oct 4
Joe Pyfer will fight Bo Nickal at #UFC335 on December 12th. #UFC #MMA #UFCParamount #UFConParamount #UFC2026
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always find it so funny when people use the word “woke” without an ounce of irony
GridWave_64 (@GridWave_64) profile pictureGridWave_64
@GridWave_64Sep 25
Replying to @MightyKeef
So bad for people to want appealing looking characters after they've been beaten over the head for a decade with shoehorned androgyny and forced woke themes everywhere. My gosh. The terror!
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