Prepared Camping

🥛 It's only 50p more — but would you actually pay it if you knew the extra money was going to British dairy farmers? 🇬🇧🐄

It just doesn’t seem real, does it? This is the level of resources the state is giving to around 120 illegal migrants who have just broken into Britain. Remember this the next time they complain about a lack of police resources or numbers. nitter.cf/georgedmadgwick/status…

Taps newspaper clip

Socialism is the high school group project. You do all the work, as your teammates wank off. Because you are responsible, you pull all-nighters to get it done, then they all get the same grade as you. Now multiply that by a billion and the teacher has a gun. That's socialism.

I try to get my daily 10,000 goose steps

Followed his advice today. I bought 50 tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti. So when the Electro magnetic pulse from a 1000 Megatonnes of nuclear weapons turns the power off, I can still write Wes Streeting is a cunt.

I think Rory has become my favourite meme

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A proper working class explanation of the radical left....

I wouldn’t normally listen to Ed Sheeran much - if at all. But I’m putting him on my Spotify playlist today. Not because I necessarily share his politics (or even know what they are). But because I object to the cancellation machine: the idea that artists must publicly endorse the approved political position - or face walkouts, denunciations and demands that their work be cancelled. Sheeran has made clear that he wants his concerts to be welcoming entertainment, not political rallies. That is a perfectly legitimate boundary. So, Ed Sheeran it is today. Well done, idiots 🙄

You want a conspiracy theory, I'll give you a conspiracy theory.

Anti-fascists are mobilising in Portsmouth today to reclaim the city from the far right.

So here is my considered opinion on this….its a pile of shit. That’s not just a gut reaction….its for a number of reasons. - artistically it’s just not very good. It’s cartoonish, simple, doesn’t require much talent (like a lot of “art” nowadays) and very much resembles something an A level art student would be asked to knock up as a bit of course work. - it’s being given a depth of meaning it just doesn’t have. The artists explanation of what it stands for is trite nonsense. It’s basically “woman with fat arse”. - it’s totally out of place with its surroundings . The 4th plinth in Trafalgar Square has sadly become a place for trends and agendas to be pushed rather than actually artistic talent and merit to be displayed. - The artist isn’t even English/British, she’s American. - It wasn’t even made in this country, it was made in Italy and shipped here. It’s emblematic of everything going wrong in the western world. It’s the dumbing down of culture, the celebration of a fad, a trendy idea over actual skill or talent. How can it be true that sculptures from 3/4/5/600 years ago were a million times more talented and skilled and produced FAR more beautiful and complex works of art literally with chisels and basic tools than artists today with 3d design software, high powered tools and latest cutting and shaping equipment. And it’s not just art, it’s everywhere. It’s music, it’s architecture, it’s almost everything that requires thought, skills, talent, dedication. Society is being dumbed down and made LESS beautiful by technology not improved. It’s made people lazy. Lazy musicians who can create on a laptop and don’t need to improve their voice because it can be auto tuned. Lazy artists who don’t experiment and learn painting or sculpture techniques because software does it for the. Architects who value functionality and cheap costs and materials over style and beauty. I realise I sound like an anti modernist old fart…..but I don’t give a shit because I’m 100% right and the vast majority of people would agree with me.

¡Las Islas Malvinas pertenecen an Argentina! 🇦🇷

Would you know where your torch is in a power cut? Defence Secretary Wes Streeting tells Sky News Defence Insider that Britain needs a national conversation about resilience, asking people to consider how prepared they are for emergencies and disruption.

If looks could kill 👀 All I did was ask Burnam’s Deputy, Louise Haigh, why she’d been stripped of responsibility for Fraud I did say if she didn’t know the answer, she could use the phone a friend option… All a coincidence apparently, that angry glare suggests otherwise 🤷🏻‍♂️

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham suggests he won't cut benefits to pay for defence spending "National security cannot come at the expense of social security" #PMQs