I once was curious, but you fuckers ruined that long ago. Lover of naps, sarcasm, & for some reason this place. Feed me carbs and we’ll get along just fine.
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I like the phrase “you bet your sweet ass”, because I’m a big fan of both gambling and sweet asses.
Just went through my Facebook “friends” list and I sadly realized I’d be super ashamed to walk into the local Mexican restaurant with a good portion of those jackasses and I’m low key hoping some people choke on their chips and salsa next time they visit.
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[to therapist] I dunno I think maybe the trauma canceled out the other trauma
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Roses are red,
People are fake,
I keep to myself
So I don't end up
On The First [48].
I bought readers tonight and only cringed a little. My excitement to read without a headache outweighs everything else. I’m embracing this shit. This is who I am now.
Y’all, I’m responsible for my family dinner mac-n-cheese today and not gonna lie, I’m a little nervous.
Families get judgmental as fuck about their mac-n-cheese round these parts!
Anytime I discover unexpected glitter somewhere on my body, I like to make an obscene face, go, “Oh yeah,” and start grinding all stripper like on the nearest piece of furniture.
As you can imagine, Christmas is quite an exciting time around here.
Grandma is not a fan.
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While Gloria’s lifeless body lay in the corner, Terrence sat and calmly admired his haul. He felt no remorse. The woman had been a fool to trust him, and she’d deserved her fate.
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me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: i mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
