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the disturbing lack of time travellers arriving to stop 2020 happening suggests we never actually invent it
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So my friend’s vet has a comfort-dog assistant that helps sick patients know that everything will be alright and this is really all you need to see today ❤️🐾
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
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Sometime, Thrust into Situation where Do not Belong
What can you do, lost?
Only do what you can: Your best.
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me: I wish for infinite wishes!
genie: ok
me: wait are you serious
genie: [exhaling cigarette] yeah I don’t give a shit
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i found. the perfect spot in the yard. where the sun shines through the trees. and toasts me like a marshmallow




















