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Sarah

@SarahSelfTitled

Jeopardy enthusiast & recovering Debbie Downer out here tryin’ to feel good again (she/her)

Joined September 2012
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barista: room for cream? me: WHAT IS THE KITCHEN
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“how ride or die are you for your husband?” me:
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Going undercover... in my bed!!! #sleepy #goodnight
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hey (with the intention of binding our souls together everlastingly on a cold october night)
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vanessa
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cuando llevo a mi perro al veterinario y en el recibo ponen su nombre y mi apellido me mata es el mejor recordatorio q es mi hijo biologico
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Waking up in a SAW trap like
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put tim robinson in the next SAW movie
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GO BIRDS 🦅
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MALALA IS AT THE EAGLES GAME?!??!?
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HowlingScientist (@HowlingScience) profile pictureHowlingScientist@HowlingScienceAug 19
It’s so funny how boomers get on planes with their font size so big that a letter takes up half the screen and they just text shit like “the niggеr next to me is so smelly”
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Black cats are not bad luck (@blackscats) profile pictureBlack cats are not bad luck
@blackscatsAug 11
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trying to get back into tweeting regularly after being inactive and it kind of feels like this
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swinky@swinkyingJul 16
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cursed to crave an iced latte on a trip with hot unsweetened coffee favorers
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look I’m too busy this year but there’s a Halloween costume idea in the whole Nikki/Bear and Dani/Christian in a bear and I look forward to seeing someone figure it out
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if I had a nickel for every time I notified my man about a celebrity helicopter death
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my man hot
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my entireee fyp is CDMX recommendations and we still have 6 months to wait 🧍🏻‍♀️
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my entire fyp is CDMX recommendations and we still have one day to wait 🧍🏻‍♀️
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highly recommend watching reality tv with your partner so you can discuss and work out situations you’ll in your life never face
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benoit blanc? the one married to selena gomez?
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why are you leaving me if I didn’t do anything wrong???
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Being a guy who loves paprika is a lonely life, but when I run into a fellow preak freak, we connect on a deeper level.
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