Houston Astros super fan, & proud Texan. Onward!

Houston, TX
Joined August 2023
Love isn’t fair, that’s the devil’s beef.
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Shhhhhhhhoobie doobie, alrighty then.
"The first step toward freedom from anger is to keep the lips silent when the heart is stirred. Next step, is to keep the thoughts silent when the Soul is stirred. Last step, is to be totally calm when unclean winds are blowing." - Saint John Climacus
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Today in 1969, the Houston Audubon Society is formed by a dedicated group of eighteen men and women who saw the need for environmental education for youth and environmental advocacy for Houston’s wildlife habitats. @HoustonAudubon
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Big Gorilla supporters in this family. 🦍
🦍 Today is World Gorilla Day! The Houston Zoo’s handheld electronics recycling drive is a year-round effort to help reduce the demand for minerals mined from gorilla habitat. Learn more here: bit.ly/46JgvIz 📸: Primates Team
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“The man who can walk away from what he desires, for the sake of what he must become, is a man no one can own.” - Epictetus
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I’ve come to the conclusion there’s a pressure-actuated switch in my ass that sends a Bluetooth signal directly to my wife’s brain that reminds her she needs something.
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Helluva mug set 🤠
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Astrologically, this feels correct.
NEWS 🚨: Astronomers have officially named an asteroid after "Weird Al" Yankovic He joins Elvis, Freddie Mercury, Dolly Parton and the Beatles, who all have asteroids named after them
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In the 1960s, Tex Schramm asked Tyler native Dee Brock to form a cheer squad. What she created became an icon recognized around the world. The founding director of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has died at 96. wfaa.com/article/sports/nfl/…
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If you don’t think @ShaneCashman should be King of America, we can’t be friends.
If you don't think Shane is at a MINIMUM entertaining then we can't be friends
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Fucking Kaiser 🔥🔥🔥
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100% agree
Take Messi out of the equation, and Xavi is my favorite player ever. The purest midfielder I’ve ever watched since I started watching football. As a coach, Xavi is the man who stepped into the chaos, sacrificed his own career and took charge during Barça’s transition period. Whether you like him or not, you simply cannot erase the fact that he played a part in building the Barça we have today. I wish nothing but the best for a club and football legend who defined an entire era from midfield.
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Be it beach, mountain, forest, prairie, desert, DO IT- get out in the fresh air and BREATHE
Everybody needs to quit bitchin’ about useless sh*t and get out and see what God has created
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Most resistance to prayer isn’t lack of time. It’s lack of willingness to be seen.
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When they are holding the World Series trophy parade, in downtown Houston, we are going to laugh about the September games.
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Like our parents cared then (or now)!
Bloonies plastic bubbles. I’m certain these were a chemical hazard 😭
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The Ukraine/Russia war is to further ethnically cleanse white people and to kill orthodox Christians.
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