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Hoja ya pili, kwamba Lissu alitengeneza 'nia ya kuzuia uchaguzi kwa lengo ya kuitisha serikali' - imepigwa chini.
It goes without saying that this flickering case was dead on arrival.
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On Saturday, we wear ivory 🤍
Reply with your preferred name and number ahead of the weekend for a personalised lockscreen 👇
ALT Reverse of our ivory third shirt with maroon text reading 'YOUR NAME' and number 99 on the back against a red background.
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BRO CODES THAT IS FOREVER UNBREAKABLE
1. Don't rape anyone whether mature or minor
2. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room
3. A bro should know when his presence is no longer needed
4. Never make fun of your bro just to impress women
5. A bro must not pay for sex
6. Your bro's Ex is your Ex (forever off-limits)
7. Make money before you make love that would procreate a child
8. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too. If you must do anything, ask your friend first
9. When money finally comes, don't change the woman who stood, believed and supported you when you had nothing — upgrade her
10. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend
11. A bro never gives up, he rests and continues
12. Never ever smash your bro's current chick
13. A bro never uses Snapchat filters — a bro must look ugly and gallant
14. A bro never wears pink underwear
15. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s ex (see rule 6 again)
16. Dress well, no matter the occasion
17. Never snitch on your bro to his girl, his mom, or the police
18. If your bro is too drunk to walk, you carry him home — no negotiation, no video evidence
19. Never borrow serious money from a bro and disappear — either pay back or disappear forever (but choose wisely)
20. When your bro is winning in life, celebrate louder than his own family. Real bros amplify success, they don’t compete with it.
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Don’t let the Ghanaian celebrations on your timeline stop you from celebrating the big one.
Happy 19 day anniversary to all of us!❤️🎉 nitter.cf/UnitedRoadYN/status/20…
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MEN ONLY!! 👊
CODE 30 ZA AFYA AMBAZO KILA MWANAUME ALIPASWA KUJUA KABLA YA MIAKA 35.
HAYA NDIO MAMBO AMBAYO WANAUME WENGI HUYAGUNDUA WAKIWA WAMECHELEWA.
THREAD🧵
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This Podolski goal is one of the best goals I've ever seen from an Arsenal player…
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Kama kuna hasira na Denge basi malizane nae tafadhali. Familia naomba msiijumuoshe.
Coco has been here, supported a lot.
Embu tujitahidi sana na tuwe na akili ya kutambua kama kuna kosa ama ala, why attack coco? Deal na huyo denge!
Ni mke mwema, mstaarabu. Dont cross the line!
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Kwa wale walalamikaji ukitumia English, unajua ninapoishi tunatumia kiingereza? Post zangu zinasomwa na senate offices🇺🇸na wengineo kuelekea kukomboa Tanganyika. Pale post inapokuwa siyo ndefu na najua itamsaidia mtanzania, najitahidi kuweka kiingereza na kiswahili ila kama unaona post ni ya kiingereza tu, simple siku hizi unacopy na kumuomba ChatGPT au Google Translate wanakupa kiswahili bure. Mjifunze kujiongeza lugha pia….mimi nne naongea, wewe unataka kubaki na kiswahili tu-jielimishe- if you want to go places, inabidi ujiongeze kifikra, matendo, lugha, elimu etc…let’s be better, let’s grow⬆️
