I like girls amongst other things. Prog is crazy. I serve no royalty, no country, only cunt. ✊ HRT: 30/04/24
SPANAKOPITA!
Joined December 2021
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Shmorpicle 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🫶 retweeted
Our lovers FFS is under threat and they really need all the help they can get right now, their parents have just taken all the money they've saved and told them that they can't do it. They all deserve the world and more and it's really rattled them so pls help if you can
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They should make venom lingerie where the bra is the eyes and the undies are the mouth but it's got a hole for a penis or strap to be the tongue
There's like a ton of "secret" crushes that I just dot around far away corners of my mind because I can't really bring myself to do anything about it and it always makes me super formal in a way that's probably weird.
There's like some halfway normal crushes too where I tried to partition them off but I click out of super platonic mode and get too excited.
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Shmorpicle 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🫶 retweeted
These are concentration camps.
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Sometimes I feel like I abandoned this account to become a whore or something even though my alt (main now ig, I have more followers there) is rather tame albeit a little more eccentric. If you want to follow me because I post more over there I'm @Shlurpicle
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Shmorpicle 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🫶 retweeted
Seems important to remember she disowned him, not the other way around. She gave up perhaps the largest inheritance in human history because that's how important it is to be yourself
Shmorpicle 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🫶 retweeted
You can have all the hair affirming care you want, your DNA will always be bald! Your parents will bury you under a toupee!
Am I doing this right?
Shmorpicle 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🫶 retweeted
Homophobes will literally tell a gay person to go kill themselves under a “happy pride” post on social media…. And in the same breath say “I don’t understand why they need a whole month?”
Because of YOU , bitch.
Me: "What's the name of the annoying smarmy cunt Jeffery Combs plays in Deep Space Nine?"
My cat who I just picked up "Weyooooooun"
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Shmorpicle 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🫶 retweeted
Found this quote of Jon Pertwee talking bout Doctor Who and idk why but it made me laught😂
Shmorpicle 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🫶 retweeted
If you're wondering why trans people are so "whiney" this is what we have to deal with on a daily basis.
Shmorpicle 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🫶 retweeted
We're giving away a FREE Batman Arkham Asylum LEGO set! 🦇
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Shmorpicle 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🫶 retweeted
Not a parody of Catman, Catman is in the public domain. Fairly Odd Parents Catman IS Catman.
The parody aspects come from Batman due to the Adam West connection.
