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Somersetshire
Joined October 2022
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Pete Smethers ✝️ 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
The poppies are back, October 2026
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My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
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Just when you were sat wondering what to buy your loved ones for Christmas, I arrive with the perfect solution. Handmade A4 artwork on thick mount card featuring a 3" × 2" photograph by Alastair Hilton, printed on Fuji Crystal Archive paper and finished with hand block-printed song title or lyrics. Each piece is printed, signed, wrapped and packed by Alastair. Each piece is individually created by hand, so no two will be exactly the same. Free UK postage included. Here’s the link to peruse the different artwork pieces. 👉alastairhiltonphotographer.c…👈
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Orphaned kangaroos sleep in handmade pouches that mimic their mother's pouch and keep them warm and quiet. 📽: The Kangaroo Sanctuary
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A fascinating guide to the Panama Canal's locks using a timelapse video and animated map.
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Costume Party Host: What are you?
Me: A harp.
Host: Your costume's too small to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre?
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😂😂😂
The single best joke in any Carry On film. “I tried it once and didn’t like it.”
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It's all yours bro no need to rushb 🐿️😀
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As safely predicted, Cheshire's departing chief constable lands cushy post-retirement sinecure with @CollegeofPolice.
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The word 'hero' is often used too loosely, eg, used to describe a successful sportsman. An example of a true hero is Captain Smit Machchhar who, despite sustaining serious head injuries, thwarted a hijack attempt & an in-flight attack by his co-pilot.
Heartiest congratulations to Captain Smit Machchhar 🇮🇳 The Indian pilot who, despite being attacked with an axe and seriously injured mid-air, still found the strength to open the cockpit door — allowing crew and passengers to stop a potential disaster and safely land the plane. UAE has now honoured him with the prestigious Order of Zayed II (First Class). True courage. Calm under pressure. An inspiration to every Indian. Salute, Captain. 🙏🏻
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I am delighted to announce that I am bringing the Holy Grail to London's West End. Join me at the Gillian Lynne Theatre on Monday 14 December where I will introduce a special screening of Monty Python & The Holy Grail, with a post-show Q&A. All profits will be donated to @tusk_org   Tickets are available now at LWTheatres.co.uk and Ticketmaster - I hope to see you there! ⚔️🩸🐇
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ARLANC (PUY-DE-DOME) EN 1985 🇫🇷 Un magnifique autorail Renault X 4200 Agrivap (plus précisément le X 4208), arrêté en gare d'Arlanc, sur la ligne touristique du Livradois-Forez. Déjà une autre époque, une autre France...🧐
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I have just witnessed a boat being launched from Belgium Belgian authorities were there and did nothing. The boat was there for 15 to 20 minutes and was easy to to attack and destroy for authorities. They did nothing Footage coming later
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OUTRAGE ERRUPTED ONLINE WHEN WE LEARNED OF FORMER PM ARDERN'S NEW ROLE TEACHING "EMPATHETIC LEADERSHIP"... In case you're living under a rock.... Yesterday the world learned of a prestigious new role for former NZ PM Jacinda Ardern. She is becoming an honorary Professor at University of Sydney to teach *empathetic leadership *social cohesion For the hundreds of thousands of Kiwi's whose lives were decimated through the NZ Covid response decisions.....with was incredulous and trauma inducing news to process. Do you remember when Ardern appeared on the red couch of the Graham Norton show. She was asked about the hardcore "haters" in New Zealand....and she appeared to not know why it would be, other than a generalised radicalisation towards "far right" in global politics. There's Jacinda on the left. The woman in the right video is me. My name is Lynda Wharton. I started a Facebook group in 2021, to help New Zealanders find the Informed Consent information denied to them when they lined up for the Pfizer mRNA. We grew to 58,000 members before we were de-platformed for telling the truth about mRNA suffering and death. Our membership was almost exclusively New Zealanders....thousands of them were mRNA injured or bereaved. Thousands more were deeply traumatised as a result of job loss from refusing to take the MANDATED Pfizer mRNA in order to keep their jobs. In the video below, I am testifying before the New Zealand Royal Commission of Inquiry in July 2025. You may be surprised to hear what happened to New Zealanders who were injured by a first dose....and then refused a medical exemption from further doses. I have 2,000 signed emails submitted from New Zealanders with this experience. I submitted them all to the Royal Commission of Inquiry. I hope you will see how important this post is to share... PS YOUR ABUSIVE COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED....please save us the trouble and comment intelligently instead of with death wishes @Sydney_Uni @winstonpeters @CaseyCostelloMP @chrishipkins @RCR_NZ @AliaVFF
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Don’t EVER tell me that Flydubai Captain Smit Machchhar isn’t a hero, or that it was just an ‘altercation’ in the cockpit. The man is a genuine HERO who saved 174 lives from a scumbag Islamic jihadist who wanted to end 174 lives.
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Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke was indeed born in London - but only because her Nigerian mother flew in from Nigeria for a couple of weeks to pop out an anchor baby. As soon as she walked out of the hospital she got on a plane back to Nigeria, and took baby Olukemi with her. Olukemi is a Nigerian child of two Nigerian parents who grew up in Nigeria. And I will NEVER vote to put a Nigerian in 10 Downing Street.
For the racist little pricks who apparently need this explained: Kemi Badenoch was born in LONDON. She grew up abroad and returned to Britain at 16. She is now 46, married and a mother of three Disagree with her policies. Challenge her arguments. That’s politics. Treating her skin colour or Nigerian heritage as grounds to question whether she belongs here is racism. Have the backbone to own what you’re doing instead of dressing it up as patriotism. Britishness is not a whites-only club, and you miserable bigots are not its membership committee. And any politician who panders to that poison deserves contempt, whatever party badge they wear. She belongs here. Your racism belongs in the fucking gutter.
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Nearly three years later, I had a chance to actually look in the book since it is now being sold in a museum in Devon! Many lies in here. DNA shows "11% of people in Roman York were black" - there are literally NO confirmed black samples from Roman York! They just made that up! Early European Farmers in Britain had "dark brown skin" - No. The page depicting Tudor England is a joke!
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Of the top ten slaving societies in history 3 were African 4 were Muslim empires Two in India (Muslim) The Roman Empire kept the most at one time China comes in 9th place Nazi Germany was the fastest Britain doesn't appear on the list and was the first to end it Facts eh?
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