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Long Island, NY
Joined February 2023
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After watching just two preliminary games, I’m almost certain, that the USA Women’s Hockey team can beat the New York Rangers right now. #NYR
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It’s not an Igor problem
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I genuinely thought this was our year. #NYR
🤝 Paid partnership
What's a goal that still gives you chills?
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#NYR (after 14 games) Scoring Chances Report @NYRangers 🏒 Data courtesy @csahockey
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Is Adam Fox drinking milk? 👀 #NYR
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#NYR Scoring Chances Report @NYRangers vs @LAKings 🏒 Data courtesy @csahockey
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I haven’t had to suffer league average goaltending in my adult life and I fucking hate it.
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As per my sources, what James Reimer felt earlier this morning was “scared to go back on the ice.” #NYR
Sullivan said holding Reimer out for today's practice was more "precautionary" after he came in this morning feeling a little something. Doesn't sound like anything too serious. #NYR
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It’s funny that the same folks who consistently noted Alexis Lafrenière needed time, which he did, have the audacity to crucify Noah Laba after 88 NHL games. Certainly makes a lot of sense. #NYR
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Every Rangers fan who said Igor was overpaid is now watching exactly why he gets paid what he gets paid.
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One of the cool things about Adam Fox is that you can state very basic, obvious facts about how good he is and this counts as insight because the hockey world has gaslit itself into thinking otherwise.
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When the Rangers are performing poorly, I know the majority of folks immediately put the blame on Drury, and I get it, but, at some point, we need to talk about Mike Sullivan and his coaching philosophy. Sullivan is 41-45-10 as the head coach. #NYR
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Tye Kartye rips one past Kuemper. #NYR
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Note: Here’s another angle of the replay. ⬇️
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J.T. Miller taking out his frustration on the water bottle in the penalty box. #NYR
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Note: @Matty__jack, I feel like you could use this for something that’s both nefarious and hilarious.
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As we’re close to Halloween, perhaps the Rangers can take the best parts of Garand, Martin and Reimer, and Frankenstein together a solid goaltender. #NYR
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They aren’t even worth commenting about anymore.
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The validation I feel for hating Reimer isn’t exactly what I wanted
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feeling like shit.
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