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Motorcycle nut. Lifelong Cardiff Devil. Wales area manager for Metroguard. Just waiting by the banks of the river...he/him

Cardiff
Joined July 2011
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Gutless hit. Headhunting
𝗙𝗘𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗬 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗬 👀 #Homecoming
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What a craven individual. She's had a fucking mare there.
This has not aged well for Bev Turner.
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I remember @Birbraer23 doing exactly this to the fool that targeted Scotty Matzka. preseason 😎 #boomboom
McDavid gets ROCKED into the net and Podkolzin starts THROWING HAYMAKERS 🥊
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Damming in its simple truth. Superbly crafted summation of a creature - I can't call him a man - that has a touch of real evil in him.
My last post on the Russell Brand trial reached nearly a million people, and my replies were immediately flooded with defenders insisting this was all just a coordinated establishment hit job. Well, week three just concluded at Southwark Crown Court, and the reality has gotten so much worse for anyone trying to defend him. For the last three years, Brand hid behind a podcast microphone, carefully rebranding himself as a humble, persecuted spiritual outsider. He even got baptized right after the criminal allegations broke to complete the transformation. Then he actually had to take the witness stand under oath, and the entire manufactured persona collapsed in real time. When questioned by his own barrister, Brand put on a loud theatrical performance, throwing around words like "badinage" and "loquacious" to charm the jury. But the moment the prosecution stood up to cross-examine him, the swagger completely evaporated into long, excruciating spells of dead silence. The prosecution didn't even need outside witnesses to tear him apart. They simply opened his own 2007 memoir and read his own confessions back to his face. Jurors had to sit there while the court read passages where Brand explicitly wrote that when he wanted a woman, he would "resolutely remove anything that’s in the way, until I possess the object of my desire." They read his own captions bragging about pretending to be effeminate specifically so women would lower their guard and let him into their hotel rooms. Think about that for ten seconds. He put the playbook in writing himself. As the prosecution pointed out in their closing speech, the jury isn't dealing with a media conspiracy. They are looking at six separate women spanning a ten-year timeline between 1999 and 2009. They didn't know each other. They have no personal or financial benefit to gain, and endless online abuse to endure, by having to sit in a criminal court to describe being assaulted. You can build an army of online defenders and hide behind sudden spiritual conversions all you want. But when your own published books describe treating women as objects to be possessed at any cost, the enlightened guru act is completely finished.
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Whilst the message here is totally correct, gotta say....
2/2 I checked with her friends as she wasn’t there early. They said she wasn’t good but was coming to the game later. I hope she did. Steelers and the arena should be her safe place. Shame on those who spread the hate, those who were offended on someone else’s behalf.
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Pour the shots, the Hoog has arrived...😁
✈️ HÖÖGY HAS LANDED! 🇸🇪🐾 Wildcats Legend Jonas Höög is back in the UK and ready to hit the ice for our 40th Anniversary Legends Game tomorrow night!🏒🔥 🎟️ Secure your tickets: tinyurl.com/bdzmnwcf
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Now I’m ready for the game
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Breaking: footage of Garat
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Always love but today, each year, even more for @DevilClair and Chris. So much joy and sunshine brought by their beautiful princess. Always in my heart. #teamscarlett #foreverteamscarlett. To the moon and back.
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The longer you watch the funnier it gets.
“The WIFI password is on the back of the router” The back of the router:
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gets a cheap stick in the back from cardiff player so dowd smashes him then slams him like a rag doll, karma is a bitch for tje devils player i say, hes twice size of dowd too
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Total shit house move. The Golden Pussy.
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There goes the goon Brandt again, n'est ce pas @steelermark?
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The greatest hockey GIF of all time, from when he was heated about getting called for elbowing Spurgeon but then saw the replay…
Here's a weird one.. Remember this name? 34-year-old forward Alexander Burmistrov, the 8th overall pick from the 2010 NHL Draft, is signing an ECHL contract with Cincinnati @CincyCyclones - returning to North America after playing the last eight years in KHL. @InsideAHLHockey
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Could never fathom why the guy with one eye was such a filthy stickhappy SOB. If anyone should have known better...
9 Days until @PanthersIHC are back! #9 David-Alexandre Beauregard (DAB). 150 points in 138 games for us. 2 playoff final game-winning goals. And the most impressive thing that he never let get in his way? He only had vision in one eye. A genuine legend. DAB ❤️
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🚨Think you forgot to edit before posting Dawn
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Granted I swear like a Trooper. But I'm currently listening to a group who think 'fuck' is the only adjective, verb and indeed noun in the language. It's almost impressive.
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