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Megan

@SweetTeaMob

Sometimes I write stuff but mostly I'm in this for the memes. Mid-30's, emphasis on the mid. Gonna go dissociate in the *ELLIPSUS Docs, y'all want anything?

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Joined May 2013
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Image from (sen)ses * (@alyoshkie)
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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pov tu fais malencontreusement glisser ton doigt sur le tiktok shop
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Steve Kornacki is proof that watching a turboautist fully in the zone with one of their special interests is beautiful and something most people can enjoy
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People saying AO3 readers are unemployed is so funny when the reality is most of us are using AO3 specifically to cope with the tragedy of being employed
LaVERose (@LaVERose_AO3) profile pictureLaVERose@LaVERose_AO3Oct 30
"The most unemployed person you know is upset about AO3." Babe, one of the most brilliant writers in my fandom is a surgeon. Go outside and touch grass.
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How it feels
Leá Seydoux, a croissant, and the word "pain."

ALT Leá Seydoux, a croissant, and the word "pain."

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maya@rosebridessOct 29
Wattpad (@wattpad) profile pictureWattpad
@wattpadOct 29
we're here to support you during this difficult time
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cameraman funny as FUCKKKK
Image from allie is a lavender military wife (fwyb) (@fwyboomf)
Image from allie is a lavender military wife (fwyb) (@fwyboomf)
Image from allie is a lavender military wife (fwyb) (@fwyboomf)
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@skzview_Oct 28
this is like when huskies start howling next to eachother
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*Listening to court advisors* Mm. Troubling indeed. Have we tried resurrecting the Skeleton King? Advisor: Why do you keep suggesting that
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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derek@brainedimageOct 16
Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips
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the shit they threw at charlius kirkus
WitWoe (@WillyTheWendigo) profile pictureWitWoe@WillyTheWendigoJun 12
is it more embarrassing to *survive*, or to be *killed* by an ancient sling bullet that reads "get pregnant with this"
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if you live with someone with ADHD and they say "i'm putting this in a safe spot," take it out of their hands. that item is about to leave this dimension.
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Remember when they did this to Jeongin 😭
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaOct 3
i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct
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@emweenerSep 25
none of yall are working as hard as me
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Image from alexander the pretty good (@vaudevillehook)
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random npcs in the pokemon center when you walk up and talk to them:
Zito (@_Zeets) profile pictureZito@_ZeetsSep 25
This is random but the backpack is really one of the greatest inventions. Great form and function. Lasts a long time, even the cheap ones. And is available and used by every kind of person.
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i don’t have braincells i just have these guys
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