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Jefferson Ornithopter

@TimInTheIce

Race traitor, gender traitor, sexuality traitor, you name it, I'll betray it. Trans rights!

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Joined November 2014
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679 Enthusiast@marionumber416 Sep 2023
Shoutout to this person on Reddit who accurately predicted Russell Brand’s rightward shift and the current allegations against him
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Viletta Vadim@VilettaVadim16 Sep 2023
Replying to @HobbesQ
@hothqueenofsnow @HobbesQ
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The Onion
@TheOnion15 Sep 2023
theonion.com/bill-maher-retu…
Bill Maher Returns To Show Over Fears Aging Fan Base Will Die Off Before Writers’ Strike Ends

Bill Maher Returns To Show Over Fears Aging Fan Base Will Die Off Before Writers’ Strike Ends

LOS ANGELES—In a controversial move earning him the ire of the Writers Guild of America, television host Bill Maher confirmed this week that he would cross picket lines to put his show Real Time back...

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On this #StarTrekDay, it is important to remember how the core ethos of this franchise is totally against the way studios (Paramount/CBS included) still refuses to properly pay their writers and actors. Greed is not and should not be tolerated. Also #SaveStarTrekProdigy ❤️
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Haus of Decline@hausofdecline5 Sep 2023
A man gets cum in his eye and says "ow! my eye! now I'm gonna have to wear corrective lenses." The man now wearing corrective lenses, is propositioned by another man, who says "those corrective lenses are so fucking cute. They're making me want to suck your dick." The man with corrective lenses is DTF. Right as the other man is about to finish sucking the corrective lenses man's dick he says "oh! before you cum, I sould mention I'm cursed with time powers." The corrective lenses man says "that's fine." He cums with a GSSSH and the load reaches diagonally from the fourth panel to the first panel where it is revealed the cum that initially messed up his eye was his own from the future.

ALT A man gets cum in his eye and says "ow! my eye! now I'm gonna have to wear corrective lenses." The man now wearing corrective lenses, is propositioned by another man, who says "those corrective lenses are so fucking cute. They're making me want to suck your dick." The man with corrective lenses is DTF. Right as the other man is about to finish sucking the corrective lenses man's dick he says "oh! before you cum, I sould mention I'm cursed with time powers." The corrective lenses man says "that's fine." He cums with a GSSSH and the load reaches diagonally from the fourth panel to the first panel where it is revealed the cum that initially messed up his eye was his own from the future.

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Dan McClellan@maklelan1 Sep 2023
So I recently signed a thing. Now I have to do a thing. Said thing doesn't have a title yet, but it'll discuss what the Bible may or may not "say" about several different controversial topics & it'll likely be available in early 2025. I'm very excited about this thing.
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Dan McClellan@maklelan17 Aug 2023
A Utah state legislator trolling with medical misinformation because he doesn’t know & can’t engage the data & so has to virtue signal to score enough internet points to feel better about being unfit for public office. Our state legislature is an embarrassment.
Trevor Lee (@VoteTrevorLee) profile pictureTrevor Lee
@VoteTrevorLee17 Aug 2023
Medical misinformation? Aren’t you the guy, that thinks men can breastfeed? 😂 @phil_lyman is right.
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Luna 🌙@xMagicalMoonx9 Aug 2023
Like this tweet if you were blocked by Robert Beltran, I'm just curious 😂 #Chakotay
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Tender and Mild@behindmeisnthe6 Aug 2023
In the 90's you used to be able to make movies that were just "what if there was a really annoying guy?"
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Joshua Claytor@JoshuaClaytor1 Jul 2023
twitter sucking ass on a holiday weekend were a large portion of america is under a severe weather risk isn't great. that's one less tool people can use to stay safe.
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Carolyn Copeland@Carolyn_Copes28 May 2023
Went to @Target & checked out the Pride section. There was one candle that said “he, she, they” on it that I decided to buy. Got to the register & the cashier tried to ring it up and said “I’m so sorry. This is a mistake. I can’t sell this to you.” His screen said DO NOT SELL.
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Microplastics Sommelier@ArtBrovera28 Nov 2020
it goes like this the fourth the fifth the whiskey drink the lager drink the baffled king composing Chumbawumba
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Stephen Hines@stephen_r_hines29 Apr 2023
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Gavin Verhey (@GavinVerhey) profile pictureGavin Verhey@GavinVerhey28 Apr 2023
Tell a Magic story using just two cards. I'll start:
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madeleine@theegoosegirl25 Apr 2023
Official Pinkerton subclass will soon be available on D&D Beyond!
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em. 🌿@ifollowedfires23 Apr 2023
Holy shit. The Captain of the Enterprise is a queer woman. (Yes, it’s just sinking in.)
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau21 Apr 2023
Hit with the context lol
Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) profile pictureJoe Biden
@JoeBiden20 Apr 2023
I make no apologies for being the most pro-union president in American history.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
On December 22, 2022, President Biden signed a bill to block the railroad union from striking. reuters.com/world/us/biden…
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Dave Blass
@DaveBlass15 Apr 2023
My Friends. We're Home. 100% Real and Recreated from Scratch other than the Dedication Plaque which was original. #StarTrekPicard
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Melissa Navia 🚀@melissaCnavia13 Apr 2023
Hot people on hot planets. June 15th. Be there. #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek
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Coalesce Apparel + Design@CoalesceAD28 Feb 2023
Coming soon...
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Jefferson Ornithopter@TimInTheIce25 Dec 2020
Elesh Morn
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