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Joined July 2018
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Go through #Tuendetepuns if you want to laugh
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Pasan los años, avanzan las tecnologias, y la mejor manera de sacarle data a un tipo sigue siendo mandarle a una trola
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The amount of exhaustion I'm under is crazy
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I heard Farouk Kibet saying " Mr former president don't preach politics of deceit" I'm here wondering does he even know the meaning of deceit
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Money is good
44 year old with 21 year old.
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And?
Del Monte workers down tools over massive pineapple theft in the fields, accuse security officers of complacency
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Lorénzo retweeted
You see those players you have mentioned? Nobody wants them, the same way nobody wants Ole. And that should tell you everything you need to know.
He finished in UCL or Europa spots during his tenure - reached a final Holds the EPL record for longest unbeaten run, Away He, like all other managers wasn’t supported by the board & when he gave Rashy, Bruno & Martial their best szns the club bought CR7 instead of a CDM + CBs.
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Touche
Kichuna Huddah Monroe asema Ruto atakuwa rais mbovu zaidi katika historia ya Kenya ow.ly/85rc50PN68X
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Kichuna Huddah Monroe asema Ruto atakuwa rais mbovu zaidi katika historia ya Kenya ow.ly/85rc50PN68X
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What was his name. I want to see something.
A 23-year-old arsonist burns down the 700-year-old Södra Råda Old Church, the oldest building in Sweden.
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Lorénzo retweeted
Ukiwaiona msee hana haraka ya kufunga deal, fanya deal na yeye. Whether business, gig, etc. Avoid these people who rush to close a deal. They will scam you.
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Men really do reduce their standards for sex and raise them for marriage 💀 like, a guy being sexually attracted to you means absolutely nothing 😂😂
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Some guys wanted me to be the village elder haha
My uncle is too sweet for saying niapply kukua sub chief huko shagz ju i have the papers? 🥺😂 sub chief hulipwa ngapi guys
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Lorénzo retweeted
Instead of sharing the contracts, the President chose to read to us the figures for the old and new Rironi–Mau Summit deals. Sh249 billion under the French company. Sh191 billion under the Chinese company. Sh58 billion “saved”, he says. Yet when the French deal was signed in 2020, the then Transport CS put it at Sh160 billion. The Standard later reported Sh180 billion. And the toll for a car, one way, was about Sh775. Under the new deal, the same trip costs up to about Sh1,400. Unaona? Sasa tuko kwa “nani alisema nini”, yet a public contract could have resolved all this. The clappers clapped. But how do we check figures we are only allowed to hear? If the deal is good, publish it. Good deals do not need to be selectively read out at a podium.
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⭐️ OFFICIAL: Nicolas Jackson wins Premier League Player of the Month for October.
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🚨🔴 OFFICIAL: Mauricio Pochettino has been confirmed as new Manchester United head coach until June 2029.
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You can tell they make their own money. I won’t explain
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This afternoon at JKUAT for our university tour, someone accessed our tour bus and stole the items below: 3 MacBook Pros & 1
MacBook Air 1 iPhone 13 8 SSD cards 2 headphone sets In case any you see any of these items being sold anywhere, please call 0705540697
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How much?
The Kenya Defence Forces is pleased to announce to the public the 2026 Recruitment Drive. Get more details on the link below. See more: tinyurl.com/4yfs3p45
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Lisha sungura Bana
Walahi mother rabbits are the most evil, sickening creatures god created...this bitch ate all her kids
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"When I was sick, I thought I was going to leave early before I expressed some of my feelings," Oburu told the senators, suggesting that he would seek another opportunity to share his experiences in greater detail. standardmedia.co.ke/national…
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