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Wayne 

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Joined November 2009
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SAINT🎟️@dondadaewSep 11
Niggas really think there’s a world lil durk getting found not guilty LMAOOOO 💔💔💔
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Niggas were right. abc7.com/post/jury-reac… latimes.com/california/sto…
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WORST MISS YOU’LL EVER SEE
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A great shout for the worst ever person
Andoni Iraola’s Reds (@ScouseRed0151) profile pictureAndoni Iraola’s Reds
@ScouseRed0151Sep 11
Rafa Benítez on Instagram 📸🇪🇸🔴
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Lil Durk has been found not guilty on all five federal charges in his murder for hire trial 🙏🏽
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HSBC UK@HSBC_UKSep 10
Replying to @ajarrodkimber
Hi Jarrod, I'm sorry to hear you have lost your cricket ground. So we can investigate this further can you please DM us by clicking the 'Send a private message'. Thank you. -Meg nitter.cf/messages/compose?recip…

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irene@eneribehaveSep 9
You just had to be there 💀💀 @AlbyLad_
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Pookie (@PookiesParadise) profile picturePookie
@PookiesParadiseSep 4
what’s the worst tweet of all time
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@PookiesParadiseSep 4
what’s the worst tweet of all time
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Baz@OverSeaAndLandSep 8
because for $3 I can see you insert a cucumber in yourself
Leah Ray (@LeahRay44) profile pictureLeah Ray
@LeahRay44Sep 8
Why is it so hard to find a boyfriend in 2026?
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max ⑂@reedoedeerSep 8
does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes </3 </3 </3
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Muse (@Muse) profile pictureMuse
@MuseSep 8
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Harold@harryforster18Sep 8
What a club
Grand Old Team (@grandoldteam) profile pictureGrand Old Team
@grandoldteam25 Sep 2023
✊ Up the bitter bloos
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AndyMk_83@AndyMk_83Sep 9
The most make it about me dick head the English game has ever seen.
Swearing Sports News (@SwearingSport) profile pictureSwearing Sports News
@SwearingSportSep 8
Aguero was that used to taking match balls home, the referees had to get creative and prank him. 😭

AGUERO AND MIKE DEAN | CITY V CHELSEA

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@TFinnAgainApr 22
The butterfly effect that now separates Leicester & Everton by 2 leagues 🦋 ———— If James Maddison decided not to go out the night he met his wife… 👩‍❤️‍👨 They wouldn’t have got pregnant & found out they were having twins the day before a crucial 6 pointer against Everton in May 2023.. 🤰🏼 Causing Maddison to take the penalty off Vardy (who had scored 34 penalties for Leicester) because Maddison wanted to do the “rock the baby” celebration 👶🏼 Which was saved by Jordan Pickford after a quick check of his water bottle which read: ‘James Maddison - Stay - 60% centre' 💦 Which turned out to be absolutely crucial on the final day as Everton avoided the drop and finished above Leicester by just 2 points, relegating them and starting their downward spiral to League 1👇🏼 Had Vardy taken it, there’s a good chance Leicester and Everton positions could be in reverse positions right now & it could be Everton in League 1 😮‍💨 It’s a funny old game. #LCFC #EFC
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Leicester City (@LCFC) profile pictureLeicester City
@LCFC1 May 2023
Madders takes, but it's saved by Pickford. #LEIEVE
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I thought this would be a joke but they are literally walking round bare chested
Maria Roberts， (@MariaRoberxg6) profile pictureMaria Roberts，@MariaRoberxg6Sep 7
Didn’t think I’d ever see a “shirts off” celebration in women’s golf 😂
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Happy Punch
@HappyPunchSep 7
Amateur MMA fighter’s career ended in 20 seconds after snapping his leg in half 😳
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Don’t call anyone a mutant when the kid in your avi has ears that would get him into Professor X’s School for the gifted, with honours. Bet you don’t need a sky dish with him in the house.
Kyle Thompson (@Cristiano_UTD7) profile pictureKyle Thompson@Cristiano_UTD7Sep 7
Look at this mutant with a fake belt in his avi Fucking wally with a brolly 😂😂😂
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This is it. Sorry.
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@PookiesParadiseSep 4
what’s the worst tweet of all time
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If this translates to “Can’t see a thing, I’ll open my eyes” then it’s genuinely funny
Phil Hoyeck (@PAHoyeck) profile picturePhil Hoyeck
@PAHoyeckSep 6
Every once in a while I'm reminded that this is one of the oldest recorded jokes in the world and we have no idea what it means.
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