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Niggas really think there’s a world lil durk getting found not guilty LMAOOOO 💔💔💔
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Lil Durk has been found not guilty on all five federal charges in his murder for hire trial 🙏🏽
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Replying to @ajarrodkimber
Hi Jarrod, I'm sorry to hear you have lost your cricket ground. So we can investigate this further can you please DM us by clicking the 'Send a private message'. Thank you. -Meg nitter.cf/messages/compose?recip…

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Wayne  retweeted
You just had to be there 💀💀 @AlbyLad_
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because for $3 I can see you insert a cucumber in yourself
Why is it so hard to find a boyfriend in 2026?
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does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes </3 </3 </3
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What a club
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The most make it about me dick head the English game has ever seen.
Aguero was that used to taking match balls home, the referees had to get creative and prank him. 😭
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Wayne  retweeted
The butterfly effect that now separates Leicester & Everton by 2 leagues 🦋 ———— If James Maddison decided not to go out the night he met his wife… 👩‍❤️‍👨 They wouldn’t have got pregnant & found out they were having twins the day before a crucial 6 pointer against Everton in May 2023.. 🤰🏼 Causing Maddison to take the penalty off Vardy (who had scored 34 penalties for Leicester) because Maddison wanted to do the “rock the baby” celebration 👶🏼 Which was saved by Jordan Pickford after a quick check of his water bottle which read: ‘James Maddison - Stay - 60% centre' 💦 Which turned out to be absolutely crucial on the final day as Everton avoided the drop and finished above Leicester by just 2 points, relegating them and starting their downward spiral to League 1👇🏼 Had Vardy taken it, there’s a good chance Leicester and Everton positions could be in reverse positions right now & it could be Everton in League 1 😮‍💨 It’s a funny old game. #LCFC #EFC
Madders takes, but it's saved by Pickford. #LEIEVE
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Amateur MMA fighter’s career ended in 20 seconds after snapping his leg in half 😳
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Don’t call anyone a mutant when the kid in your avi has ears that would get him into Professor X’s School for the gifted, with honours. Bet you don’t need a sky dish with him in the house.
Look at this mutant with a fake belt in his avi Fucking wally with a brolly 😂😂😂
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This is it. Sorry.
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Everton vs Man United
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Vince McMahon was right, the ring should be sacred. Looks shit with all those ads on it.
ICONIC! 🌟 A fairytale ending to the career of Katie Taylor ❤️ #TaylorPili
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Hate mail: Indian scammer edition
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