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we’re doing nuremberg for podcasters who called the lamelo trade a good decision for charlotte
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The context makes this one of the coldest shots in NBA history tbh
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I will legit never forget where I was when I first watched this
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"does she have an unfair biological advantage" -> "it happens" LITERALLY EXAAAAAAACTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND WE NEED TO SAY IT LOUDER
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I check in on WNBA twitter and a rhyne howard fan catfished with pinterest photos a'ja wilson is pregnant and paige & azzi haven't been dating for over a year
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she say do you love me I tell her Cody Parkey I’m gonna hit both sides of the goalpost I’m sorry
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Welcome to minnesota Sam Howell
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“I’m watching the #Vikings QB position. Especially when they have an all world defense that’s good enough to win a Super Bowl where they need the QB to play well. Where they need the offense to produce. Again, with everything going on, I’m watching the Vikings QB position.” (Via @AdamSchefter on his podcast)
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A truly incredible drive
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I love that ESPN came out with a blind resume ranking tool for fans and it backfired because, without logos, the SEC plummeted and people rewarded the Group of 6 team
Herd Bros (@TheCFBAdvocate) profile pictureHerd Bros
@TheCFBAdvocateNov 5
Notice anything about the “Fan Consensus” blind resume rankings?
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No part of hell is strong enough KOC and these idiot qbs they got people debating if Jettas is better than fucking Tee Higgins
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Here’s a far more accurate version for yall
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@AyoDos_11Nov 5
Shout out to Minnesota!!! Let’s keep it going. @PlayersTribune theplayerstribune.com/ayo-do…
This Jet Only Goes In One Direction | By Ayo Dosunmu

This Jet Only Goes In One Direction | By Ayo Dosunmu

It’s crazy but I actually cried tears of joy when I signed my extension this summer.

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All the warriors fans who said this guy sucked seemed to overlook that hes actually the coolest guy ever
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@nbapresserwireNov 5
Jonathan Kuminga embraced the Timberwolves' dirty-work role after the win at Houston: "We have so many people that can put the ball in the hoop... the rest of the jobs like rebounding, playing hard, defending, I think it's right there. Why not do it?"
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This is what all Acuff discourse feels like
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Good form, good velocity, put it right in the shooting pocket. It was just confusing to see good passing in a Kings game
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@JomboyMediaNov 5
“What the f*ck are you doing?” Fan gets ejected for passing the ball at the referee
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Thanks @hornets
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@TimberwolvesNov 5
FOURTH QUARTER TAKEOVER 🔥
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Youre telling me trading away the guy who created everything offensively for a team makes their offense worse?
Kevin O'Connor (@KevinOConnor) profile pictureKevin O'Connor
@KevinOConnorNov 5
It's panic time in Charlotte. Worst offensive rating in the NBA by far. They take over half their shots from 3 even though they're shooting below 30%. Sion James cannot hit the side of the backboard, yet Charles Lee keeps empowering him to launch bricks. Brandon Miller is not looking worth the money. Kon Knueppel is hurt again already. Seeing a lot of bad body language across the roster. All the joy is gone. A step back was to be completely expected after trading LaMelo Ball but this is way worse than anticipated for the Hornets. This team looks broken.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TREY! 🎉
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What a run to close out the game
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Yeah this is my team
Unrivaled Basketball (@Unrivaledwbb) profile pictureUnrivaled Basketball
@UnrivaledwbbNov 5
Buzzinssss your ‘27 squad is locked in 🐝 Presented by @Chegg
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Record Watch 🚨🚨🚨🚨 With a big game tonight, Ayo Dosunmu could break LeBron James’ all time record for most career points. Dosunmu only needs 39,533 points to achieve this incredible feat.
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Republicans flipping texas 32
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