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we’re doing nuremberg for podcasters who called the lamelo trade a good decision for charlotte
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The context makes this one of the coldest shots in NBA history tbh
I will legit never forget where I was when I first watched this
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"does she have an unfair biological advantage" -> "it happens" LITERALLY EXAAAAAAACTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND WE NEED TO SAY IT LOUDER
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I check in on WNBA twitter and a rhyne howard fan catfished with pinterest photos a'ja wilson is pregnant and paige & azzi haven't been dating for over a year
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she say do you love me I tell her Cody Parkey I’m gonna hit both sides of the goalpost I’m sorry
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I love that ESPN came out with a blind resume ranking tool for fans and it backfired because, without logos, the SEC plummeted and people rewarded the Group of 6 team
Notice anything about the “Fan Consensus” blind resume rankings?
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Good form, good velocity, put it right in the shooting pocket. It was just confusing to see good passing in a Kings game
“What the f*ck are you doing?” Fan gets ejected for passing the ball at the referee
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TREY! 🎉
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Scare a Minnesotan who was confident the state was gonna flip red with one image. Every single county shifted leftwards.
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MAGA in the clutch
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Kyle Kuzma will be turned to paste, per @ShamsCharania
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starting tomorrow
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Every data center in America is getting converted into a Somalian daycare tomorrow
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MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL
blue iowa...save me blue iowa...
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son every fucking result is like: Hitlerville Trump +66.2 Democrat: 51.1 Republican: 48.9 steve kornacki: I have never fuckign seen this in my life
HE IS STUNNED DAWG
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I guess it shouldn't be surprising that Rob Sand beat Zach Lahn. Iowa-based teams beat Kansas-based teams all the time.
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they’re currently setting off fireworks in the people’s republic of iowa city
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We can finally turn the frogs gay without anybody fucking bitching about it
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EVERYONE IN TEXAS IS GETTING NEW PRONOUNS YOU HAVE UNTIL TOMORROW TO PICK THEM OUT OR YOU’RE GETTING SENTENCED TO HARD LABOR
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