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Hlodi

@_HlodiM

HBIC🎖️

 The Earth’s Crust
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Joined April 2009
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If my tweets offend you in any way, please be offended.
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Jasmine. (@jbnley) profile picture
Jasmine.@jbnley13h
raw dog your break ups. don’t do rebounds. just feel the pain and move on. you’ll be fine.
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“Umunt omnyama akafuni ukubon umunt omnyama aya phezulu” Chiskop
TSEK (@sadmethod) profile pictureTSEK
@sadmethodNov 5
The Virgin Active, Discovery Miles and Curro language... peak matcha latte, pilates language. That soaked oats, almond milk gang is the one that voted for DA 😭
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this video being the PERFECT ONE for this scenario 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Goddess 🎀 (@prn63ss) profile pictureGoddess 🎀@prn63ss17h
my friend and i both liked the same guy but i hate competition n drama so i let her have him n started talking to someone else. today she told me he gave her chlamydia…
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DA voters are as loyal as ANC voters.
KevCare (@KgosiKevin) profile pictureKevCare@KgosiKevin18h
The Tshwane numbers are starting to make me suspect of something that happened in 2024... Cillier Brinks was catastrophic guys... This doesn't make sense 🤣 there's no ways 😂😂😂😭
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And yet they never warn us. Typical snake behavior.
Fact (@Fact) profile pictureFact
@FactNov 5
Snakes can help predict earthquakes. They can sense a coming earthquake from 75 miles away, up to five days before it happens.
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Temitope💕 (@Tea_1904) profile picture
Temitope💕
@Tea_190422h
And ladies... this is how it’s done.
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intifada (@Luungz) profile picture
intifada@Luungz18h
Local government oversees NSFAS? 😭
sukuna’s finger (@frankwhiteocean) profile picturesukuna’s finger@frankwhiteocean23h
Black child, you can kiss your NSFAS goodbye🙏🏾
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B N S L (@_BNSL) profile picture
B N S L
@_BNSL14h
Why do you think anything went wrong? They got 53k votes in the 2021 LGE. They are currently at 99k votes (counting not even done yet). How does a party double their growth and you see it as things going wrong?
Lynette Engelbrecht (@Lynette_SA) profile pictureLynette Engelbrecht@Lynette_SA16h
In all honesty, what went wrong with Nasiphi’s Action SA in Tshwane?
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DWAAAAAAAAAANG
Tara Roos (@tarathinks) profile pictureTara Roos
@tarathinks7h
UPDATED CSIR METRO ELECTION PROJECTIONS – 6 NOVEMBER 2026: 06:38am Votes counted: 70% 1. BUFFALO CITY ANC: 41.7% UDM: 19.8% DA: 16.6% EFF: 6.6% SACP: 4.2% 2. CITY OF CAPE TOWN DA: 56.7% ANC: 14.4% EFF: 3.6% Patriotic Alliance: 3.6% Freedom Front Plus: 3.3% 3. CITY OF EKURHULENI DA: 29.8% ANC: 22.4% ActionSA: 19.5% MK Party: 7.0% EFF: 6.1% 4. CITY OF JOHANNESBURG DA: 34.5% ANC: 20.1% ActionSA: 17.1% EFF: 7.1% MK Party: 5.7% 5. CITY OF TSHWANE DA: 33.9% ActionSA: 23.6% ANC: 20.5% Freedom Front Plus: 7.3% EFF: 5.7% 6. MANGAUNG ANC: 35.5% DA: 23.6% EFF: 8.7% Freedom Front Plus: 6.2% Patriotic Alliance: 4.5% 7. NELSON MANDELA BAY DA: 43.5% ANC: 26.3% EFF: 5.5% Patriotic Alliance: 3.2% UDM: 3.1% 8. eTHEKWINI No CSIR projections available yet. These are modelled projections, not final IEC results.
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We are going to be in the dwaaaang 😭
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Mimi🫧 (@mihlalinc) profile picture
Mimi🫧@mihlalinc19h
i love it here, i wouldn’t change it for anything!🥹
Hlodi (@_HlodiM) profile pictureHlodi@_HlodiMNov 4
Such a privilege to live and work in Pretoria. 🥹❤️
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Gustavo. (@LordVizo__) profile picture
Gustavo.@LordVizo__21h
Nna i knew she meant business when she disconnected at Weskoppies 😭😭😭
Hlovo (@hlovo_) profile pictureHlovo
@hlovo_22h
I knew Dr Nasipi was the one when she disconnected electricity at the SAPS Academy because they owed the city almost R4 million 😭
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Things are being posted from official accounts that have never been posted 😭
Iran in India (@Iran_in_India) profile pictureIran in India
@Iran_in_IndiaNov 4
The U.S. midterm elections 😄
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OMG. Same 😂
MissVEE💰 (@VanessahKurora) profile pictureMissVEE💰@VanessahKuroraNov 5
First in my bloodline to reach this age without a child.
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Sometimes it boils down to the basics. I saw a candidate whose work ethic resonated with me and I wanted to give her five more years with my vote.
Kae🧞‍♀️ (@KaraboDikgat) profile pictureKae🧞‍♀️@KaraboDikgatNov 4
I'm yet to hear valid reasons why people aren't voting EFF
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Damn 😭
B’nkz (@Bnkz90) profile pictureB’nkz
@Bnkz90Nov 4
If you meet your actual soulmate, they're not going anywhere. Not in a week, not in a month, not in a year.
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Our fuel prices are through the roof because your paedophile president thought invading Iran was a good idea
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Just accept him, because he never ceased being your father. Listen to what he has to say, and forgive him if he was wrong. Then when he gets attached or asks for support, ghost him just like he did.
JM✨ (@Jaynemukuhi) profile pictureJM✨@JaynemukuhiNov 2
My biological dad trying to come back into our lives after 26 years is the funniest thing ever. 😂 Halafu he ends the call with "I just wanted to say hi to you guys na Mungu awasaidie." Atasaidie mahali haungetusaidia?? 😭😂
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Voting ga se group work. That’s why we all have the right to vote for whoever we want to vote for for whatever reasons we want to vote for them.
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And if they show us flames, we will vote again five years later.
Boitumelo Modiba-Rasefate 🇿🇦 (@AfriTumic) profile pictureBoitumelo Modiba-Rasefate 🇿🇦@AfriTumicNov 5
“We can’t wait for Action SA to show you flames”, kante democracy ke ya eng??
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