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Somebody said I was funny once and I’ve tried too hard ever sinceβ€’Twitchβ€’ VODs on YTβ€’ πŸ³β€πŸŒˆ β€˜80s babyβ€’ nsfw mouthβ€’ kpop πŸ”ž https://nitter.cf/t.co/dzJ8VgiBfT

Joined June 2021
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Sir Ian McKellen pays tribute to the late Patrick Stewart: β€œBefore everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren't in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. β€œBut Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk-getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?". Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London's West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire.”
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Holy shit Vaginal estrogen reduces UTIs, sepsis and death ACROSS ALL AGES Women’s healthcare is genuinely still in the stone ages, I’m thankful for this discovery β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή
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π–£”Sarπ–£”πŸ‰ retweeted
Always remember
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just realized ao3 being down for weeks means that we can’t even finish out kinktober
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I think this is the most underestimated factor of the lowered birth rates...
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nothing but the utmost respect for my queen miss Thee Stallion for having the balls to commit to the baldness. unlike some iterations of pinhead i’ve seen. coughs politely.
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The same way a baby conceived via IVF is a real baby.
How are lab grown diamonds real diamonds ? Im so confused
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We don’t just want him removed we want him in prison for his crimes and punished.
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All this trauma and I still haven't awakened my Sharingan.
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A reminder
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π–£”Sarπ–£”πŸ‰ retweeted
And men wonder why women pick the bear
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"why do women wear high heels if not for the male gaze" idk man some of us enjoy clip clopping around like a beautiful horse once in a while
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No deadass
Replying to @muzziemulti
I NEED MORE ETSY WITCHES ON THE CASE NOW! HE NEEDS TO DIE BEFORE NEW YEARS LIKE GENUINELY
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I love this fanart so much πŸ˜‚πŸ˜
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i mean y’all forget you have mothers when you rape, insult, molest, stalk, abuse women.
Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???
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the other part of his life....
i keep thinking about how sir ian must be feeling right now and it breaks my heart all over again
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When I tell u i SCREAMEDDDD😭😭😭
Middle age white woman accuses Drake of stealing her entire outfit
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Because they thought food stamps was what black people were getting, so they were ok with it being cut. Meanwhile,they were getting SNAP, not realizing that they're both the same f*cking thing. They deserve it.
People over on TikTok who voted Republican are freaking out because they thought they were on SNAP, not food stamps, and their shit is getting cut.
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I’m sorry but this is one of the funniest post I’ve seen in a while. πŸ˜‚
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It’s based on this scene from arrested development, the bag says β€œdead dove: do not eat” and when he opens the bag he goes β€œI don’t know what I expected” aka β€œif a fic is tagged with something, do no be surprised when it appears in the fic”
Wtf is dead dove, and i want a CLEAR definition please
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