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Joined September 2010
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It’s Mourinho, he does things his way. It’s sad sha, if that’s the way he wants to go. Let’s see what happens.
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@almightywallace I don't know how true this is But remember when I said this nigga would prolly not integrate Vini from the bench...he'll straight up just include him into the starting 11 Let's hope it's a lie sha
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Magret.
Now that you have digested the album, what’s your favorite song?
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You dey teach woman how to drive, comot eye for road dey press phone? Lol.
The day my guys see me dey carry her bag, dem laugh me say I dey fool for woman. I no even answer them. If only dem know...
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My grandma dodging bullets trying to cook the ofe ọha they invented in Ojukwu’s lab with fire from the blasts 😂
While Ojukwu and many brave men were fighting to defend our land, some Igbo men and women were busy dodging bullets and bombs formulating new foods. For every bullet fired at Biafra, a new food was created. 🔥
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Ball. Those first 3 is why I dread moving abroad.
While Ojukwu and many brave men were fighting to defend our land, some Igbo men and women were busy dodging bullets and bombs formulating new foods. For every bullet fired at Biafra, a new food was created. 🔥
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Nope. From the 11th.
Rings of Power S03 E01 drops today.
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Max has a suggestion after securing his sixth win in Mexico... what do you all think? 🤔 #F1 #MexicoGP
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See the person who went to the APC campaign in Calabar. They keep renting crowds just to make it seem like Nigerians support them. This lady must be protected at all costs. She spoke for the entire Nigerian population.
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🚨 Just In: The Nigeria Police Force has reportedly arrested social media influencer Imran Usman Wakili over posts alleging low turnout at the APC presidential campaign flag-off in Kaduna State.
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They’d stop doing silly things like this if men checked them, but they don’t.
My wife did small chops for my colleague and she was to bring it to my office by 12 because his child’s naming was 4pm. Her: I will not enter your office, you’ll come and pick from me by the road and I’ll leave. Me: okay. No problem Her: so you don’t want me to enter your office?
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Lol, the ignorance in innocense.
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HNY to you bro.
I don’t believe women in 2026 genuinely like you again. Those rubbish ended in 2020, except she knew you from the past But you are meeting a woman today and excepting genuine love from her (not fueled by your possession, money or status). E no dey o
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True. But how come when they both reach 30, they suddenly become age mates and he is shamed for not marrying his 'mate'?
A 19 year old boy and a 19 year old girl aren’t age mates!!!!
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If he beating the bitch he love imagine what he'll do to a nigga he don't know
Be real if a nigga beating a bitch ass in public are you going to intervene ?
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Axe men restaurant?
The amount of sugar this popular restaurant is adding to their food should be an emergency. Rice is already enough sugar why are you adding so much sugar to your rice? Everyone better be careful sha.
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Aromire to Jones, traffic always dey jones.
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For women.
as a reckless spender, i’m here to tell you that the money always comes back.
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Animal like you.
After safely ferrying their children abroad, some unscrupulous politicians are encouraging hapless citizens and thugs to take up weapons to kill one another under the pretext of ‘protecting their votes’. That’s fine. Let me reiterate what late President Buhari said pre-2019 election (which I supported and I still support): when you resort to self-help and you take up dangerous weapons in the guise of ‘protecting your votes’ and you attack anybody, it is lawful and legitimate for law enforcement agents to ‘neutralise’ you or simple ‘put you down’ in the course of their duty. And the children of the politicians will be watching your foolishness from their safe haven somewhere in the world. Having been forewarned, you can then go ahead and exercise your options. CHIKENA!!
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He is not.
but on a serious note how will you open your keyboard and say seyi vibez isn’t an A-list artist
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Hotel. >>>
no place like lodge.
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