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London, England
Joined April 2012
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i am a bitch.
i can’t be friends with everyone and this is why people think i’m a bitch but it’s perfect, weeds out all the mad ones
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Yea yall running outta shit to complain about
I do not like when ppl look up the menu before going to a restaurant..idk I feel like that take away from the experience lol..I like to be surprised or suttin idk
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Think a hotel yuh deh?
Why do nurses at hospitals wake you up in the middle of the night to check your blood pressure? At 2am, GOOD MORNING can I check your blood pressure???? Please LET ME SLEEP??? MORNING WHERE???😭😭✋🏿
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They were literally in charge of the country for 14 years until 2024.
You woke up. You had an overpriced coffee. You had a long day at work. Yet 1 in 6 people are sitting on benefits instead. This costs your household an extra £9,708 in tax. How is this fair?
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What a smart girl! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
A two year old girl saved her diabetic father who had a hypoglycemia attack. Her parents taught her what to do but didn't expect her to remember it because she was still very young.
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Thanks a lot, Rachel.
Snapchat is really giving us all that storage for free
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that’s why klaus kept daggering him.
Nathaniel Buzolic alleges his co-star Joseph Morgan quietly had him backlisted from ‘Vampire Diaries’ events due to him being a Zionist.
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He is despicable man
Georgia Harrison from Love Island had sex in her ex-boyfriends garden unaware he was recording on his CCTV. Four months later Stephen Bear was selling the video for $9.99 on his OnlyFans. His new girlfriend, who once said she would rather cut off her own breasts than be with him, celebrated the delay in his trial by filming pornography with him whilst wearing prison jumpers. He was sentenced to prison and returned after his release to marry an 18 year old. Georgia and Bear met on MTV show The Challenge in Namibia. They lived together in the desert for 8 weeks and dated until July 2019. They met again for lunch and drinks on August 2nd 2020. They went to his house in Loughton, Essex and had sex in his garden. Bear had recorded everything on his CCTV. He sent videos of it to his friends on WhatsApp. In October he set up an OnlyFans page. In December the video went viral and 273 people paid $9.99 to watch Georgia have sex. Georgia paid $15 to confirm it was her but couldn’t bring herself to watch. "It wasn’t me," Bear said. Her family, exes and former colleagues saw the video. Brands left her and she lost all her TV opportunities. "At one point I felt like the postman knew." Throughout the whole time she believed it was love but he was having sex with her to put a price on her and sell her online. Bear then got a new girlfriend. Jessica Smith from OnlyFans. When the video first leaked Jessica told Georgia to take him to court and said she would rather cut off her own breasts than be with a man like him. However, a few months later she was walking into court holding his hand. Their trial was delayed for 9 months. Bear and Jessica found out 2 days before Georgia. They celebrated by ordering orange jumpers with ‘PRISONER’ written on them. They filmed pornography and posted it online on TikTok, Twitter and their adult pages. Some of their videos had the caption "Can't believe he filmed this without me knowing." Bear arrived to every day of his trial in a hired white Rolls Royce wearing a fur coat and smoking a cigar. He was singing to the reporters. Police officers with 30 years experience said they had never seen anyone act like this. They deal with murderers. In December 2022 Bear was found guilty of voyeurism and sharing sexual private films. A few weeks before his sentencing he proposed to Jessica in a restaurant in Paris. In March 2023 he received a 21 month sentence. As they took him away he yelled "Enjoy your weekends everyone." Bear was ordered to pay Georgia $207,900 in the High Court, the largest award ever given in a case like this. A year later he hadn’t paid her a single penny. He told the judge he was on unemployment benefits and asked to pay in instalments. Bear served 10 and a half months in prison and moved to Brazil. In July 2025 he married an 18 year old Brazilian girl called Miami. Whilst in Brazil he spent months talking about Georgia on Instagram, TikTok, X and YouTube. He claimed Georgia and her mother were conspiring to frame him. He started a petition for a retrial and tried to get his hands on her bank statements. In August 2026 Bear went back to prison for 16 months. He arrived to court with his wife giving the cameras a thumbs up. He asked them to wish him luck. A week later he received another 24 weeks for not informing the police he was going to Brazil. Sex offenders must do this. They found out because he posted pictures from the beach. Georgia lost her anonymity, received an MBE and pushed for changes in the UK to the law around sharing sexual videos. Bear earned around £1,650 from the video. Whilst Georgia is still the girl from the sex tape she never knew was being filmed. Who made more money?
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I can’t believe the women in my life were just going to let this happen to me. Keeping their butthole secrets, hoping I wouldn’t find out and I’d get pregnant anyway.
Your vagina will bounce back, your butthole won’t.
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Said this about Russell Brand earlier this year, and feel even more strongly about it now about the David Walliams allegations: there should be a staggered age of consent. Someone in their thirties has no business having sex with a teenager, even if they're 'legal'!
Aside from the specifics of the allegations against Russell Brand, stuff like this is why I think we ought to have a staggered age of consent – a 16 year old having sex with someone who's 17 or 18 is very different from having sex with someone who's 30!
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Did they ever report on Prince Andrew as "Princess Eugenie or Beatrice's father"? Like even just once?
BREAKING: Meghan Markle's father has been re-arrested after 'cutting off' his ankle bracelet. Sky's Phoebe Southworth reports. Read more 🔗 trib.al/ToFBEx0
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I would say they just need to fight but that tall violent lightskin nigga gone beat Usher senseless in that dressing room.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Usher and Chris Brown's Los Angeles Concert Canceled Amid Ongoing Feud Details: tmz.com/2026/11/10/usher-and…
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Bro, this country is hell on earth. What do you mean you can’t replace a damaged ticket?
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I almost spit out my wine. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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He doesn’t have a name?
BREAKING: Meghan Markle's father has been re-arrested after 'cutting off' his ankle bracelet. Sky's Phoebe Southworth reports. Read more 🔗 trib.al/ToFBEx0
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So migration for a better life to another country is acceptable then I guess?
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FYI she’s not ugly you just don’t like her skin color and are bitter for nothing
Ugly women with confidence is a danger to society.
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i thought David Walliams was gay
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“Gbenga” shortened to “Ben”. We are in the end times.
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You are not better than anyone because you buy £4 candy floss grapes
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