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babalicious retweeted
"Counterstrike on Bitcoin isn't real, it can't hurt you."
Counterstrike on Bitcoin:
STAMPSTRIKE is now available on @Stampchain.
Link to the Stamp: stampchain.io/stamp/d6881659…
Link to full screen gameplay: stampchain.io/s/A12139512354…
Enjoy playing 🎮
STAMPSTRIKE is now part of Bitcoin forever, as a Stamp.
A full 3D first-person shooter in a single 56KB file.
Every model, map, sound and HUD element is generated in the code. JS, HTML and CSS.
Asset: A12139512354757593000
Link: 57z3n0.github.io/stampstrike…
babalicious retweeted
My old friend Pennel, who was always scribbling furtively in a mysterious notebook. He was either a foreign agent or a poet. One day, he vanished.
It’s all just a hallucination, so no need to panic 😉
I'll be the first to admit I'm mediocre at exploit development, but I am in contact with enough extremely talented exploit developers to say this for certain:
Anyone claiming they were "easily" able to generate a working php2shell exploit with AI is either:
a) a world-class exploit developer with an extreme case of imposter syndrome.
b) currently looking at some very confident-sounding but wrong LLM output.
I'm rather certain it's the latter based on the number of AI-hallucinated exploits I've seen posted on GitHub. Threat actors are also blasting my honeypot network with "php2shell" exploits that not only don't work, but aren't even within 10,000 miles of anything to do with how the exploit actually works.
I've seen the same technique from the attached image in multiple alleged "php2shell exploits", including one on GitHub with over 100 stars. Problem is, it's not php2shell, nor is it even a vulnerability at all. It's a technique known as "session poisoning", which can be leveraged to exploit local file inclusion (LFI) vulnerabilities in PHP apps (not PHP itself).
The only thing it has in common with CVE-2026-109618/CVE-2026-109619 is they both use the "PHP_SESSION_UPLOAD_PROGRESS" feature. And mitigation advice for both issues reference setting "session.upload_progress.enabled" to "Off".
People are shoving loose details of the vulnerability into LLMs, the LLMs are keying in on the "PHP_SESSION_UPLOAD_PROGRESS" string, then generating session poisoning code that has nothing to do with the actual CVE. And because the people doing this have absolutely no idea what they're doing, they're confident enough to post their "proof of concept exploit" to GitHub and share it on social media.
So if you see people talking about "session poisoning + LFI" it's likely their LLM hallucinated an exploit based on a 2018 blog by Orange Tsai talking about a local file inclusion attack vector.
What's even worse is that "security researchers" are then using LLMs to triage these exploitation attempts, falling victim to the same hallucinations, then confirming there is ongoing mass-exploitation (there currently isn't).
The actual real exploit is very difficult to exploit, and so far I've not seen anyone successfully get it working on more than a handful of PHP version with highly-specific configurations.
LLMs are useful tools in the hands of skilled professionals, but for others, they're often just a Dunning-Kruger accelerator.
Privacy on Bitcoin or another pipe dream
PIPEs, Witness Encryption & the Future of Privacy on Bitcoin | with Misha Komarov and Clara Shikhelman
🔗 YouTube: youtu.be/eMIZFFfU3PI
Today, @allocinitxyz co-founder @nemothenoone and Head of Protocol Research @ClaraShik join me to unpack PIPEs — a framework that could potentially make binary covenants possible on Bitcoin without the need for a soft fork, enabling truly trustless bridges amongst other expressive functionality.
Leveraging advancements in Witness Encryption — one of the most cutting-edge areas of advanced theoretical cryptography — PIPEs enables the execution of Bitcoin signatures by proving correct computation (e.g. of account balances on layer 2s and metaprotocols).
Although the underlying cryptographic assumptions remain experimental and unhardened, Komarov and Shikhelman believe PIPEs could deliver the functionality of covenant-enabling upgrades like OP_CAT without the need for protocol-level changes—making PIPEs one of the most significant potential developments for Bitcoin since the advent of BitVM.
The team also announced their first proposed use case this morning: a privacy protocol titled "Shielded Bitcoin."
In this episode, we unpack the theory and the practice of how this technology is evolving — and what the new road ahead looks like for PIPEs, Shielded Bitcoin and beyond.
This episode of Bitcoin Rails is brought to you by:
LayerTwo Labs @LayerTwoLabs — developing research, software, and technologies for scaling Bitcoin via the integration of Drivechains (BIP 300/301)
Hashi on @SuiNetwork — a primitive for executing Bitcoin DeFi transactions, without having to trust a federated bridge or other centralized entity
BitBox @BitBoxSwiss — an open-source Bitcoin-only hardware wallet, with smooth UX and no compromises on security. Check out Bitbox [dot] swiss and use code BITCOINRAILS to get a discount
TIMESTAMPS:
🎙️ 01:42 Tying PIPEs to the mission at [[alloc] init]
🔓 08:31 Defining witness encryption and conditional decryption
🛠️ 23:59 Shifting from functional encryption (PIPEs v1) to witness encryption
📜 26:17 Outlining pre-covenants vs. post-covenants on Bitcoin
🏎️ 39:37 Why PIPEs v2 is far from the end of the road
🌐 56:57 Building meta-protocols and avoiding external sequencer risks
👀 1:05:00 Implementing optional compliant privacy via viewing keys
⚡ 1:15:33 Comparing PIPEs to BitVM and rendering BIPs obsolete
🎲 1:23:07 Evaluating the min-rank hardness assumption
Inspirational convo about the future of agentic driven OS and malleable personalized software
It’s long, but worthwhile your time - imo
@dhh Jeg undrer også over hvordan 711s croissanter kan være så gode !?!
Sæt en detektiv på sagen !
It'll take an endless transfer of enthusiasm to turn the tide on AI. The age of agents has been met with intense skepticism, and that's fine, that's fair. But now it's time for you to revisit your priors. Let me talk you through how I updated mine. youtube.com/watch?v=NYFGCESm…
the dev and the poet
are both fractals of the same
creating realities with words
their language is just different
Cool wrapping for a pixelated Bitcoin Stamps tour bus 🔥
About time the Merry Stampsters drove across the country again - FURTHER 🚐
Russian forces have reportedly fitted a UAZ-452 “Bukhanka” vehicle with mirrored panels as a potential countermeasure against drones using optical or AI-assisted guidance.
The improvised modification appears intended to interfere with the drone’s ability to visually identify and track the vehicle by altering its appearance and creating reflections.




























